DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! |
They're a heavy metal band.No wait. They're a cartoon of a heavy metal band. A parody. They're on adult swim at 3 in the morning or something. They're on tour. How does a cartoon band go on tour? Here...
Posted by Lobster Hat on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:34:00 PST |
But, Its a Mercedes, Daddy! |
My daughter's 17 year old friend just got a 2008 Prius from her parents. She had been driving a classic Mercedes sedan; older model, but in nice shape. They didn't trade in the Mercedes when they boug...
Posted by Lobster Hat on Tue, 20 May 2008 04:46:00 PST |
I wasn’t late |
I took my kids to the dentist today for their 6 month cleaning. Turns out we were one month early. To the minute. I felt like an extra special parent. The receptionist filled out a brand spanking new ...
Posted by Lobster Hat on Wed, 14 May 2008 05:05:00 PST |
Loster Hat goes to the Doctor |
L: It's a light case of goutD: YupL: It's better today cuz I've been watching my diet for a week.D: Good. Keep it up. Let me listen to your heart and lungs just in case.......both fine.L: What now?D: ...
Posted by Lobster Hat on Sat, 10 May 2008 08:35:00 PST |
It was the kids idea |
that we send a shutle craft to Der Wienerschnitzel to fetch dinner since we were all so busy. I hadn't eaten there in years and my last experience wasn't *that* bad.Oh, check this out...when I was a v...
Posted by Lobster Hat on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:23:00 PST |
There They Go |
It's awfully quiet around here this morning. Actually, that's nothing new, even though the kids started school today. All Summer, my kids would sleep until 12 or 1. That was about as long as I could s...
Posted by Lobster Hat on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:51:00 PST |
How Time Works |
This is a rerun by request.Age 1Blurry, shiney sights. Things are soft. Tits are food. Incontenance not a concern. Sleep. Scream. Laugh. Age 4Riding the tricycle is cool. You step in dogshit more than...
Posted by Lobster Hat on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:29:00 PST |
Floyd, the Barber |
from the Andy Griffith show was one of them. He was amazingly weird, even more so during the later years when they were propping him up with a stick. Eddy Haskel was another one, but in a completely d...
Posted by Lobster Hat on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:59:00 PST |
Amsterdam |
We were talking about how it was amazing I slipped through the AIDS gauntlet, then she was talking about whores and she told me 1 in 90 people in Houston has the AIDs. Then she gave me some advice bas...
Posted by Lobster Hat on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:41:00 PST |
Im Stockpiling Opiates |
I go to the dentist because a filling fell out of a tooth, that he had already prepped for a cap, but I had waited too long to have it done, so he's pissed that he didn't get to finish his work, but h...
Posted by Lobster Hat on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:33:00 PST |
