FUCK |
This blog has been sealed for your protection. It has been enlarged to show texture. Everyday that you live is just conjecture, no one is alive; Everything you say is sexual, because...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:21:00 GMT |
Fool the Guesser: A HORROR STORY |
I have been given a blank slate on which to write another day in the history of blogs for all mankind. What does BLOG stand for, anyway? Perhaps it stands for Bi-racial Lesbians ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:02:00 GMT |
Random thoughts; Gay People |
I'm so frustrated, my apartment smells like shit and piss, these fuckin dogs. I'm ashamed when people come over and my carpet is encrusted with filth from a thousand sprays, the residue of a tho...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:17:00 GMT |
AN EXCERPT FROM MY NOVEL: These People are Scum |
The following selection is from Jacob Duncan's forthcoming novel, These People are Scum, I Want to Kill Them All, based on his experiences as a security guard in the winter of 2007.
So there I was at ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:34:00 GMT |
BARAK OBAMA COULD VERY WELL BE THE SATAN |
I am fairly certain that someday I will be destroyed. They will come for me and you, in the night with no warning, and take us to underground interrogation chambers. After we have succumbe...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:27:00 GMT |
A BLOODY TALE OF PITH AND WOE, BEWARE YE WHO ENTER HERE |
I have to work with this dumb cunt, she is too tall and round in the middle. Her name is Meachel. That must be some kind of black person name, but she is white as far as I can ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:40:00 GMT |
Ice cubes of destruction |
People everywhere are full of shit. They want to say all kinds of retarded crap just so you'll stop and listen to them. That's not the worst part though, the bad thing is they want to...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:23:00 GMT |
EDITORIAL: The Evils Of Sugar, Let’s Ban Halloween |
DISCLAIMER:
I am a man, I am spam. I am Stan's dad playing a harp in Sam Fram's Disco. I am a sham, a fraud, a delinquent god, I have tongues in my hand, and I play in a band. You ought no...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:45:00 GMT |
RICH PEOPLE SHOULD GIVE ME MONEY |
To be succesful you must have money to buy stuff. This technological era in which we live demands an intermediary agent to convey the essence of our abilities. In other words, you can...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:38:00 GMT |
Stuck-up Myspace members |
Look at me, I'm a fucking Myspace snob. You have to know my last name or e-mail to be my friend, because I'm so cool there are only a few people who could handle it. I am an artist of some...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:19:00 GMT |
