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firstly, contrary to popular belief, squirrels are not shit there are too many emo kids. emo kids make me cry ill probably be at uni for another 10 years i dont like saturday morning bible knockers i should go for a bike ride more often but it hurts my ass...

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man i hate tyra banks

some of you more familiar with me would understand the diametric relationship i have with tyra banks. i love america's next top model.best.show.ever.i fucking hate tyra banks though. initially my disl...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 19:46:00 GMT

meandering in narrandera

okay! where to begin.friday morning shane and i drove to leeton to pick up keys. leeton was nice. we were shocked and amazed at how CLEAN the sidewalks and streets were. it's amazing. and it's sun ric...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:32:00 GMT

makes me laff

Who comes up with this stuff?   http://www.newscientist.com/channel/life/evolution/dn12411-o rgan-removal-gives-female-mice-a-masculine-thrust.html   Thrusting female mice. That's hilarious.
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:49:00 GMT

my new years eve started with 234mg caffeine

so we celebrated nye at a bbq last night. shenanigans began quite early, and in anticipation of the uphill walk to the pub i had three cans of V mixed with bacardi. why bacardi i hear you ask? apparen...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:34:00 GMT

stupid exam

oh hi guys just a short note to let everybody know i am going to get royally raped by this statistics exam today. it's open book and ive carefully sat down and post it noted everything, which 5 ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:59:00 GMT

lol. andrew quah. i know, right?

so the epic hilariousness of andrew quah is into its 4th day now, and there appears to be no end to it. the culmination of the lol resulted when quahs lawyers sent andrew landeryou (or lander, they c...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:00:00 GMT

I hate the Greens.

There are many reasons why I hate the Greens. For starters they're stupid hippies. And now they've just come up with the most brilliant plan ... Ban lollies that look like drugs. Excellent idea guys. ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:20:00 GMT

quotiest quote yet

"You know those things that you put batteries in and they just vacuum the floor without anyone touching them? That's what I think of Britney Spears" - Dave Grohl
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 22:07:00 GMT

im as appalled as you are

at last nights attempt of my profile song on australian idol do these ass clowns honestly think they sound good when they're murdering songs?  
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 17:34:00 GMT

new inxs is okie

hello crackers i downloaded (haha legally like a sucker) some of the 'new' inxs songs with their new front man. i kinda like the new inxs. had i been a child of the 80s, i would understand what an app...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 00:37:00 GMT