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John & Anna

J.A.F.O (Just Another F@%$@$g Observer)

About Me

If you don't know anything about us then why the hell are you looking at this page. Go away.

My Interests

Chips, dips, chains, whips, were not talking candlewax on the nipples or witchcraft or anything. Just your basic run of the mill orgy.

I'd like to meet:

Spiderman
You scored as The Amazing Spider-Man. After being bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker was transformed from a nerdy high school student into New York's greatest hero. Peter enjoys the thrill of being a super hero, but he struggles with the burdens of leading a double life. He hopes someday to win the heart of his true love Mary Jane, the woman he's loved since before he even liked girls. Right now, he just wants to make it through college and pay his bills.

The Amazing Spider-Man


100%

Neo, the "One"


83%

Maximus


67%

Lara Croft


50%

Batman, the Dark Knight


50%

The Terminator


33%

Indiana Jones


33%

El Zorro


33%

William Wallace


33%

James Bond, Agent 007


17%

Captain Jack Sparrow


8%
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You scored as Eaten. Your death will be death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or shark something because you don't know the natural safety precautions and are ignorant.

Eaten


100%

Gunshot


87%

Cut Throat


67%

Suffocated


67%

Poison


53%

Accident


53%

Drowning


33%

Suicide


33%

Stabbed


33%

Disappear


27%

Bomb


20%

Disease


20%

Natural Causes


13%
How Will You Die??
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Music:


Television:

Spongebob.

Books:

Kama Sutra.

Heroes:

Mater, you know like ta mater, but without the ta!

My Blog

Asshole

How do you define the word asshole, aside from the opening that poo escapes your bowels. Are you an asshole for flipping the bird at a passing motorist? Or perhaps it's for parking in a handicapped sp...
Posted by John & Anna on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

Blog?

We don't even know what a blog is, what it stands for or who the hell came up with the dumbass name blog, suddenly people just started using the word. Therefore we refuse to blog untill we understand ...
Posted by John & Anna on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:19:00 PST