MAD LIB... Once upon a time there was a band called (noun) NECROPOLIS who was loved by many (noun) CATS and played (style of music) GRINDING METAL. The king of (city name) DETROIT proclaimed them to be the masters of (style of music) SALSA. It all began when (name) ANDY picked up his (noun) GRAPEFRUIT and played some brutal riffs. (name) STEVE, who played the (noun) CAR could bust out beats that could make your (family member) FOURTH COUSIN cry in pain. Luckily, (name) JOE was there with his mighty (noun) BAZOOKA to play some complex thundering (same noun) BAZOOKA riffs. Finally, they needed a (type of band member) ROADIE who could bust out some soul crushing gutterals from his (body part) GLUE GUN and (name) JOSH was just the (adjective) HAPPY. They traveled the world spreading their (style of music) SALSA and many people complimented Andy's grapefruit playing.In House Dirtbike Crash