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J

Come morning I found the day as I have found every other day -- without relief or explanation

About Me

There, but not there.

My Interests

Music is to me what water is to a fish. I mainly gravitate towards anything Rock (Prog Rock and it's sub-genres being my favorite). I can listen to Rick Astley one minute and Slayer the next depending on what I feel like. I love it all from Pink Floyd to Daft Punk, from Spock's Beard to Sunn 0))), from M83 to Strapping Young Lad. Other interests include driving on empty desert roads at 2:00 am (with music, of course); coffee & cigarettes; laughing at things that shouldn't be laughed at; Guinness; Summer; awareness; video games (massively); watching idiots get fucked up the ass by the concequences of their own shitty actions (rare, sadly); common sense; playing guitar (with utmost mediocrity); playing keyboards (ditto); fuck, lots of things.

I'd like to meet:

There's only one thing worse than a waste of time: a waste of my time. If you're an idiot, or if I suspect you of such, get off my page. That aside, Myspace is glorified emailing. I mainly use it to communicate with people I know in real life, so unless I already know you, theres a good chance that I'm not going to like your ugly face and not going to want to know you. I'm not particularly keen on meeting any random fuck out there who wants to be friends with me just for the heck of it. Occasional exceptions are made for people with whom I share mutual interests, mutual friends, or people who just seem interesting. I don't add bands. I don't give a damn who you are. If you think I'll like your stuff, send me a message and I'll check it out. If I like it, I'll give you real support by going to your shows and/or buying your albums, not by giving you another page to dump your flyers on. Remember, this is MySpace, not Free Advertising Space. If you think I'm cute, awesome. I don't care. Don't talk to me if that is the only thing about me that appeals to you and go fuck someone else. There are plenty of eligible bachelors here that I'm sure would love to hear from you. I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but I find the world to be morbidly overcrowded with mediocre, dense, shallow, uninteresting people. I want nothing to do with them. Tough thing, considering about 90% of them hang out here. If you find yourself agreeing with anything I've said then maybe we'll like each other after all.

Music:

Currently listening to: Porcupine Tree, Dragonforce, Coheed & Cambria, MSTRKRFT, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum

Movies:

I'm particularly fond of films that make your brain hurt.

Television:

House M.D. Other than that, TV is pretty lame.

Books:

Recently read: House of Leaves, The Metamorphosis, shitloads of "how to write books" books. Currently reading: Only Revolutions. Mark Z. Danielewski is a crackhead/genius! Please check him out if you want some top shelf make-your-fucking-mind-explode reading

Heroes:

I look up to no one; I look down upon no one.

My Blog

Tales from the fake drumkit

I just figured out how to export a sequence in FL Studio to MIDI and import it into Nuendo. See, for some reason when using a drum VST, FL Studio will not let you route each individual kit piece to se...
Posted by J on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:00:00 PST

Pearls of wisdom from David Lynch

David Lynch on product placement David Lynch on the iPhone This guy is the coolest. =D...
Posted by J on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:09:00 PST

Enough

A cloud becomes your blood. You are disloyal filth.Exchange truth for oblivion made of zeroes and ones, not that it mattered much anyway. Funny how you ended up becoming the person you hate ...
Posted by J on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:20:00 PST

Always remember this, people.

Casual sex is like eating fast food: It's convenient, effortless, and satisfying while you're doing it, but it ultimately leaves you thinking to yourself, "Ugh, why did I just do that?"Keep that in mi...
Posted by J on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:00:00 PST

Buzzin On a Budget: The Shit Beer Appreciation Blog

Recently, as hard as I tried, I've conceded that I am too poor to be a beer snob. Now, I do love a delicious glass of Newcastle, Maudite, Guinness, etc. but that shit can get a little too expensive to...
Posted by J on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:42:00 PST

Dog The Nigger Blog

Doubtless most of you have heard by now of the newest "Nigger Guy," Dog The Bounty Hunter. For those of you who haven't, Dog was recently exposed (by his own son!) in a recorded phone conversation (so...
Posted by J on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:54:00 PST

Be friends with noise

http://www.myspace.com/thesilencebetweenwords ...
Posted by J on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:59:00 PST

Cause/effect

"You are a beautiful woman."This statement is information transfered from one mind to another, which generates a feeling of happiness. Compliment given, mind processes information as desirable, compli...
Posted by J on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:06:00 PST

++++++++++++

I know it's wrong to feel this strongBut you make me feel alive ...
Posted by J on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST

A perfect end to a perfect day

These sheep are all dressed like wolves. What a joke. I could waste my time wondering who the shepherd is, or I could remain here on the other end of the valley watching the entire mess in my blissful...
Posted by J on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:45:00 PST