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Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 18:48:00 GMT |
Man's Law |
..>Problem Posed Man Law Solution If your dog is better than you at picking up an online date, is it okay to go out with her instead? It was decided by a group of rather nerdy looking Bud drinkers t...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 18:42:00 GMT |
You know you're a drunk when... |
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3. Job interfering with your drinking. 4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 21:17:00 GMT |
Beer makes you smarter |
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for th...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 21:16:00 GMT |
The differences of sexes |
How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 14:17:00 GMT |
You Know You're From Canada When... |
You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk."You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.You drink...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 17:47:00 GMT |
Don't want to grow up! |
SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP....
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3 You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 19:22:00 GMT |
