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About Me

I get my Free MySpace Layouts at LayoutStreet.comEver have one of those mornings where you feel like rolling over and headbutting a sidewalk a few dozen times? Welcome to my normal morning, my saving grace is I fucking love what I do for a living and that gives me all the motivation I need to crawl out of bed. I'm your average everyday run of the mill white boy that enjoys standing out in the sun for hours doing the exact same maintenance on his howitzer that he did the day before, seeing the exact same people hours upon end every day of the week, and of course drinking. Some would say I have a problem, but those are the people that drink a Smirnoff Ice and get a buzz. I'm a member of glorious A 2-29 FA so of course I am out of my god damned mind, you kinda have to be to deal with this shit on a daily.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Who I would like to meet is a total myth, the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow when you are old enough to understand that the end of a rainbow doesn't touch the ground and is only a pipe dream. I want to meet a woman that can be honest, that's all, just one woman that is mature enough to tell the truth no matter what it is. I realize that until hell freezes over and the Wu Tang Clan puts out a Country/Western CD that this particular unicorn is just not coming anywhere near me though. Closed Heart Surgery - Fuck You Delilah (parody music video)

My Blog

People ask me why I dont believe...

I washed these wrists, painted red, Reflected on the things that "God" once said, Don't you know that faith is dead? It's nothing more than demons inside your head, So shelter yourself from a world of...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:08:00 GMT

Emo, I know. Shut it!

The rain comes down and cleanses the earth. A chance to start again, pure. After, wilted flowers replenished the sky's a richer blue And I rain. My eyes rain. But I am not pure nor calmed and i don'...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:32:00 GMT