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i think i would like to meet Tim Allen, Usher, Nelly and P.Diddy. I would deffinatly like to meet Alan Alda and Mike Farrell.... and some of muh internet friends...
You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!
How Weird Are You?
E Emotional
L Legendary
I Important
Z Zany
A Altruistic
B Bright
E Emotional
T Tender
H Handsome
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Your Libra Drinking Style
"I'm jusht a social drinker," you slur, "it's jusht that I'm so damn social?"
You love nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone.
Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (you are little instigators when bored), you can really work a room.Charming as you are, you are notoriously lacking in self-control.
And this can get you into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening.
You may end up flirting with you best friend's sweetie or even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!
Your Signature Cocktails
Aesthetic Libras like pretty, pouffy drinks like a pink lady or a brandy Alexander. That's the influence of Venus, your ruling planet, which also gives you a horror of crudely named potions like Sex on the Beach. You're fine with "normal" guzzles like apple martinis, but every Libra secretly just wants champagne... and lots of it.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Eminem, Simon Cowell, Avril Lavigne, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Usher, Gwen Stefani, Hillary Duff, and Will Smith.
Part Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble
Part Playful Kisser
Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play
You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party
Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare
And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to good manners and elegance.
In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.
You'd like to your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything!
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
You Know You're From Kentucky When...
No matter how much you think you talk normally, when you head up North they all think you talk like a redneckYour English teacher says things like "Y'all" and "Ain't Got None"The best restaurant in town is the Cracker BarrelNo matter how bad UK's basketball team is, you still belive they'll pull it off and make it to the Final 4You still believe the South should be it's own nationYou believe the Civil War was not a far fightIt's not an uncommon site to see a fat man in overalls and a cowboy hat drivin' down the road in a beat up Chevy with a confederate flag hangin' off the back with music from Johhny Rebel blastin' out of his radioBiscuits, gravy, and grits is your favorite breakfastWakin' up with coons and squirrels on your back porch is not an uncommon thingTo you, huntin' aint killin', its sorta like grocery shoppin'You own at least 10 country or southern rock cd'sYou only own a pair of church shoes and winter shoesIn the summer you don't wear shoesEven your grandmother chews tobaccoYou consider the northern part of the country "The Union"A rebel flag doesn't simbolize racism to youYour church parking lot is filled with pickupsThe first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin'?"You actually know who Toby Keith, Brooks& Dunn, Keith Urban, Montgomery Gentry, Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, Garth Brooks, and George Straight are.A carbonated soft drink is a COKE, regardless of brand or flavor.You refer to Louisville as "The Ville."You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Kentucky.
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You Know You Drink Too Much When...
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the barWhen you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.You have a "happy hour" at homeWhen you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol LandAlthough you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."Your favorite drink is ethanol."Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!""I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in beforeClubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a whileYou think beer and ramen make a good breakfastYou frequently urinate outdoors.When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.You fall asleep taking a dump.You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.You find it's easier to study drunk.You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.Beer ads make sense.You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.You mix your cocktails by the litre.You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respectYou lose arguments with inanimate objects.You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earthYour career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.You can focus better with one eye closedThe parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the barYou fall off the floor.You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.The glass keeps missing your mouth.Vampires get woozy after bitting you.At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories."Take me drunk, I'm home!"You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.You drink to get over a hangover.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.
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How You Life Your Life
You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness.You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations.You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences.You have one big dream in your life, and you never lose sight of it. How Do You Live Your Life?
Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage
You've dated enough to know what you want.
And that's marriage - with the right person.
You're serious about settling down some time soon.
Even if you haven't met the person you want to get hitched to! What's Your Ideal Relationship?
Your Summer Ride is a Jeep
For you, summer is all about having no responsibilities.
You prefer to hang with old friends - and make some new ones. What's Your Summer Ride?
Your Mood Ring is Purple
Sensual
Clear mind
Purpose is known
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Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements.
What's Your Hidden Talent?
You Are 84% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!
How American Are You?
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You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it!
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