I have lived a full and long life, as you will no doubt find out. Due to this experience I feel fully able to offer advice on any given subject, so why not send me a comment asking for advice? As for me, well I was born on September 10th, 1935, to a large woman and a caddish fop. My life has been colourful and frightfully interesting. The highlight so far has been the time I spent in the 1970s investing time and money in the progressive rock band 'Ironic Coconut'. I managed the band throughout their careers, during which time we gained a Number One single in Switzerland, the psychedelic hit 'What Would Jesus Smoke?' and undertook a world tour. Since then I have been a man of leisure, strolling around my estate, pondering on life. I like to record my memoirs for posterity, you know, and here are some of them now...
