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About Me

Hm... What's there to say about me. I'm nineteen. I'm studying to be a teacher. For which grade... I'm not quite sure, but I know the kids will definatly be shorter than me. I like old friends, but I enjoy making new ones. I'm most comfortable with people when we're just walking around talking about nothing. I hate lima beans, cabbage, and liver. I love cotton candy, the smell of tanning oil, and pizza.I'm not shy, unless I'm thrown into a sticky situation. Normally, I say what's on my mind, especially when I'm angry or upset.I enjoy being random at all times, and love when other people know how to enjoy it with me. I amuse everyone around me, especially my friends.I hate overused jokes.I plan on going skydiving before I finish college and I want to make a million dollars within the first 5 years after I finish school (high hopes, i know).I live life to the fullest. I have a lot of things going on in my life, but I enjoy it, so I keep it that way.I'm learning the martial arts, I live for adventure.I'll try *almost* anything once. If I like it, I'll do it again.I can be incredibly random... ask anyone of my friends.It doesn't take long to get to know me. All you have to do is ask.

My Interests

Gymnastics--watch it. Yoga--do it. Palates--do it. Pool--suck at it, but love it. Swimming--love the relaxation. Working out--when I feel the urge. Kissing--love it. Eating--live for it. Cooking--I'm not so bad. Anything Italian--AMAZING! Writing--do it almost everyday. Singing--do it when no one can hear me. Skating--when I'm feeling nostalgic. Reading--all the time. Music--whenever I can. Television--the stupidity of it.

I'd like to meet:

As for friends: Anyone that doesn't come with drama. Someone that I can trust, laugh with, cry with, call at 4 am, and generally have a good time with. Someone who is non-judgemental and who can put up with me. GUYS: DONT BOTHER ASKING FOR NUDES, SEX, OR SOME TYPE OF SEXUAL ACTIVITY-YOU WONT GET IT. GIRLS: I AM NOT FLIRTING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND... ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT HE FINDS ME MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN YOU (ha!).

Music:

Whatever's on the radio or in the cd-player/mp3/ipod is fine with me. I have no problem with country, rock, jazz, techno, hip hop, the whole 9 yards. My favorite changes with my mood. And the song Jimmie wrote for me!*twangy twangy twangy twangy twang**Oh, I once met a girl named Kristy Nagel Sweet and tasty like a blueberry bagel She came from the flatlands of Illinois While I showed up with a car making noise**Whitewater's nothing more than a frozen lake I wish I knew how to bake you chocolate cake Instead I deciiiiiiiided to write you this little ditty--- Ohhhh---it's because it's you in that Santa hat---and you look real purdy**twangy twangy twangy twangy twang*

Movies:

10 Things I Hate About You. Little Black Book. Star Wars. My Fair Lady. Antz. Finding Nemo. The Last Yard. Two Weeks Notice. VEGGIE TALES! Almost anything Disney. I'm a dork, I know. Gone in 60 Seconds. Austin Powers. White Chicks. Rush Hour 1 and 2. Shrek 1 and 2. The Cell. ENOUGH. Stupid home-videos of my sis and me. Dogma. Run Lola Run.Anything that makes me laugh, cry, get scared... Anything that I can fall into and forget the real world's traumas and dramas.

Television:

I have Kisses Blow Kristy a kiss
Get your own

Books:

Anything by Christopher Pike, Dean R. Koontz, Dan Brown, or Katherine Applegate

Heroes:

My sister Katy. She amazes me. I've known her all my life, but she has never once truly let me down.And this little one right here... She just rocks.. More than MYSPACE *yea.

My Blog

What Cosmo Doesn't Tell You About Sex.

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop bei...
Posted by This Profile No Longer Exists on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:31:00 PST

Hurt

I've never felt this kind of hurt. The kind of hurt that drags down your stomach and squeezes your throat shut. But I shouldn't feel this way.
Posted by This Profile No Longer Exists on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:39:00 PST

I think I have the coolest dad in the world.

So this morning, my dad starts to tickle my feet like he always does when he wants me to get out of bed. He's standing there with a plate in his hand. In my sleepy stupor, I asked him, "What's t...
Posted by This Profile No Longer Exists on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:33:00 PST

You Call Me A Hypocrite

Because I say I'm a Christian, yet don't act like one.Okay... This is the first and the last time I will post anything like this.I am a Christian. I know I'm a Christian, most people that know anythin...
Posted by This Profile No Longer Exists on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 07:47:00 PST

Rain

Through.the.screen.door.I.couldn't.hope.for.more.Then.I.see. your.face.and.you.make.me.break.inside.I.see.the.lies.You.se e.my.pain.Just.let.me.die.let.me.feel.the.rain. Why.can't.you.see.me.when.I.scre...
Posted by This Profile No Longer Exists on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 06:48:00 PST

Something Silly I Wrote.

"She heard a knocking sound, quiet at first, slowly gaining volume as her heart ceased pounding. Or maybe it was the pounding of her heart that she heard.The child's door was ajar. She knew that it ha...
Posted by This Profile No Longer Exists on Fri, 12 May 2006 12:19:00 PST

Men are definatly from Mars.

Proof of what we already know:Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado for an actual class assignment:The pro...
Posted by This Profile No Longer Exists on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:04:00 PST

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS

I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY...
Posted by This Profile No Longer Exists on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Apples and Grapes

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. I...
Posted by This Profile No Longer Exists on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST