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About Me


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GWAR - "Meat Sandwich"
GWAR - "School's Out"
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WELCOME TO HELL
Hi there, my name is Bryant. Sometimes, others call me "P-unit" or "Prune Nut".
CALL ME AT: (208)713-7587
I am ALL about music.Whether you Play music, or just listen to it, music is a great way to let out anger, relax, get your mind off of problems, or socialize.
I am a bass player who loves meeting people who play instruments. You don't have to be good at all, Just the fact that you are trying is enough to earn my respect.
I like people who are unique, too. I like it when people don't act a certain way JUST because everybody else does... It's one thing if that really is YOU, but not if you're just doing it to fit in or be cool. Don't take that the wrong way, though. If it really is what YOU like, and it really is what YOU are into, that's cool...
HOORAY FOR SHOCK VALUE!!! lol.
I know I may be REALLY offensive to people, but I'm really not a bad guy.
For instance, a lot of people think I am racist because I make racial comments, like "Nigger," or "Wet-back," but I really don't judge people based on ethincity or skin color.
I also talk a lot about murdering and dead babies, and harming animals, but I really don't mean it.
The reason I think all this shit is funny is because IT SHOCKS PEOPLE... IT OFFENDS PEOPLE... IT MAKES PEOPLE MAD. It's not necessarily the fact that sick fuckin' people rape little kids, or the word "Cunt" that I think is funny, It's just that I LOVE the reaction I get from people when I say shit like that.
Anybody who isn't weak-minded enough to let that stuff bother them GREATLY EARNS MY RESPECT. And to anyone who IS offended... I'm NOT sorry.
I like to heckel peolpe and masturbate during my free time.
Other things I like to do during down time are:
1. Shoot air-soft guns.
2. Surf the net.
3. Hang out with friends.
4. Stir up some mischief.
5. Pretend I'm cool.
6. Sleep.
7. Hang out with people I don't know.
8. Play "Guitar Hero" on Playstation 2.
9. Get drunk.
10. Take my friends out to eat.
11. Light shit on fire/Blow shit up
12. Draw, or write notes.
13. Play music, i specialize in Bass Guitar.
Please Do Not Litter
I'm a nice, easy-going person. I am really easy to get along with, If you can manage to make me mad... Obviously, there's something really wrong with you.
Friends are the most important thing in the world to me. I have always given everything for them, and I (probably) always will.
So I deeply appreciate anybody who is willing to befriend me. THANKS FOR BELIEVING IN ME. I have shitty, shitty luck and the worst things always happen to me, but for the most part... I manage to pull through. My friends are all I really need in life to be content. I have had a lot of people betray me and stab me in the back, and a lot of people I never thought cared about me help me out in a time of need. As long as I have friends, I have a reason to be alive, I just want to say THANKS to ALL MY FRIENDS!
You know, although I am a neat person, I will admit my flaws. Because, let's fece it Nobody's perfect.
1. I have a hard time getting myself motivated to work, or get out of bed in the morning.
2. I Can usually dish out a LOT of teasing and ridiculing... But I get kinda mad when it happens a lot to me.
3. I am usually very fickle and closed-minded when it comes to music. Usually, I only like to listen to hard-hitting, fast, heavy music... Otherwise, I noticed that I complain a lot about any other kind of music.
4. Sometimes when I get really frustrated, I cuss and swear SOOO MUCH and punch walls and take shit out on everyone else...
5. I have problems motivating myself to be OVERLY active.
6. I get really jealous about certain things.
7. I have a bad habit of saying very offensive and downright disrespectful things, when I get mad at somebody, which I end up feeling terrible about later.
8. I like to be lazy.
This is me happily (yeah right...) working at Merritt's Country Cafe. My work hours are as follows:
Monday - Wednesday: 10:00pm to 6:00am
Thursday and Friday: OFF
Saturday and Sunday: 8:00am to 4:00pm
SO COME AND FUCKIN' SEE ME!!!
PLEASE STOP ME!!!

My Interests



Music

Instruments

Fun

Bass Guitar

I'd like to meet:

GWAR

Charles Manson

Marilyn Manson

Anybody who has killed somebody

Any Amazing Bass Player

Someone who cares

Anybody that can help me feel better about myself.

SOMEONE WHO WON'T LIE AND SAY THEY CARE ABOUT ME WHEN THEY REALLY DON'T

Music:



AC/DC
All That Remains
American Head Charge
Arch Enemy
Audioslave
AUDITORY REFORM
the Autumn Offering
Avenged Sevenfold
Black Dahlia Murder
Bloodsimple
Cannibal Corpse
Children of Bodom
CKY
Coal Chaber
Cradle of Filth
Danzig
Darkest Hour
Devil Driver
DIEcast
Dimmu Borgir
DIO
Disturbed
Dope
Downthesun
Drowning Pool
Evologic
the FACELESS
FETUS TRINKET
Fireball Ministry
Flaw
Godsmack
Group X
Guns 'n Roses
GWAR
Hatebreed
Ill Niño
In Flames
Insane Clown posse
Iron Maiden
Job for a Cowboy
Johnny Cash
Judas Priest
Killswitch Engage
Kittie
Korn
Lacuna Coil
Lamb of God
Life of Agony
Makeshift Romeo
Marilyn Manson
MEGADETH
Midline
Mindless Self Indulgence
Ministry
Misfits
Morbid Angel
Motograter
Motörhead
Mudvayne
Municipal Waste
Murderdolls
Mushroomhead
Necro
Necrophagist
NMSO4( Crooked )
PIG DESTROYER
Offspring
Otep
Ozzy
Pantera
PAYLFACE
Primus
Rage Against the Machine
Rammstein
The Red Chord
Rob Zombie
RUSH
Scum of the Earth
Scorpions
Sevendust
Skindred
Six Feet Under
Slayer
Slipknot
Soulfly
Static-X
StoneSour
Strapping Young Lad
Superjoint Ritual
System of a Down
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Twisted Method

And a whole lot more.

FUCK METALLICA!!!

Movies:



Most of the "Nightmare on Elm St." movies
"Airplane!"
"Wayne's World"
"Orgazmo"
"The Fifth Element"
Sin City

Basically, just anything really fucking violent and action-packed...with a lot of fuckin' cussing!!! AND FUCKIN' TITTIES!!!

Television:



Spongebob Squarepants( i know... i'm a fuckin' geek.)

Transformers

Robot Chicken

MythBusters

WRESTLING!!!

Books:



Bass Tablature books

Guitar Tablature Books

Video Game Cheats/Strategy books

Picture Books

Books about weird/Bizzar subjects

Auto-biography

Heroes:

♥ My Heroes ♥

"jesus" ... ha ha! Just kidding...
But seriously...

Mike Link
John Mayes
Zakk Wylde
Mick Foley
Les Claypool
Michael Manring
Chris Barnes
The Dudesons
Steve-O
GWAR

BUT NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER

My Blog

Just my luck...

Man... Just when I thought tings were going good, Some shit always happens... I had moved out of my dad's and into an apartment with a room mate. Well, the apartment was way too far from work to walk...
Posted by ß®¥Äñ‡ on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:25:00 PST