LOUD GUITARS, HOMEMADE TATTOOS
Totally Snake was formed at the beginning of time when a wad of drunken sludge first slithered forth from the sea and wheezed the word "whiskey," causing the Big Bang; hence, creating everything that already existed in the first place. For the next 2000 years, Totally Snake roamed the galaxy snorting moon dust and wrecking asteroids into planets (See Also: Origin of the Pacific Ocean). One night, after drinking several cases of Falls City Beer and convincing God that it would be funny to make the Alpaca, Totally Snake ripped an inter-stellar beer fart (See Also: Origin of Jupiter) blasting them in a storm of run-on sentences back to their home planet where they bought some pawn shop guitars and made them into tattoo guns.
Totally Snake's other bands:
Brent: The Rowdy Gilberts , Z/28 (defunct)
Andrija: The Umbilical Chords (defunct)
Eli: The Manana Panics , The Vindicates (defunct)
Jimmy: The Manana Panics , Rialto (defunct)
Jason: Go! Go! Go! , Adison (defunct)
