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About Me

Ross is a rugged, out-doorsy type with a thirst for the unknown and a light, snacky hunger for the known. He enjoys various things and doesn't enjoy their opposites. If you asked him how much time he would give up off the end of his life for one night of sex with Lisa Kudrow he would answer, in a solemn manner, "None, ma'am, none time." Ross was born with trisomy of the 21st chromosome, or down syndrome. But he kicked it at age 12 when he became a scientologist. When he was 20, he had a brief lapse of faith and went retarded again. It was none other than John Travolta who steered him back on the right path. When I first met Ross, he had just woken up. He is over 26 years in length and has visited over 20 places. And, after every one of his visits, he returned alive. After his, literally, almost dozens of travels, he has experienced diarrhea, literally, hundreds of times. He refers to it as the "standard travel brown" or "out of town soup". That will never stop him, though. "A meal is not a meal unless it is a laxative," I've heard him say on many occasions. He has been referred to as abrasive, brilliant, brunette, of medium height and weight, a "grower, not a show-er", thin, sunburnt, hungry, clothed, naked, an artist (probably), chubby, a complete piece of shit, an asshole, a robot (because robots don't have feelings) and of unmatched tennis skills. Don't be intimidated. Next time you see him, touch him on the elbow. Remember, though, if you can't see his mirrors, he can't see you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't completely piss me off within 45 seconds of meeting him or her. And Larry David. And Jack McCoy. Most of all, I would like to meet a white man/woman, born in Asia and therefore speaking English as a second language.

My Blog

a contest

This is a contest to see who can make the best chair. You have until the end of the year. I will be the final judge and will keep the chair. You will be judged on comfort, style, and how easy it is to...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 18:15:00 GMT

comments comments comments

the comment feature is truly a great one. but there are about 7 different places to post comments: on the main profile page, in the blogs, in the photos. does no one realize there is a "send a message...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

china white man

In my "people I'd like to meet" field, I entered, 'white man/woman born in Asia...' This is something I have thought on a great deal and have decided that it would just make my life to meet a white...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT