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P2lkPTIzMTlkMzI5ZjdiZDE0NTlhZjk0ZTQ3YzM1OTczN2Rh"> Get Code | Create Your Own!i do a pant-load of typing, and though i do relish the creative outlet my word vomit provides for me, i don't find the actual physical process of typing to be particularly entertaining or really all that satisfying in any way. in fact, i find it to be rather tedious and cumbersome and even though the correct, fingers-on-the-home-keys, board-of-education-sanctioned method of typing was taught to me by a combination high school track coach/keyboard prodigy, i still find myself reverting back to the old two finger, hunt-and-peck method ---mostly out of sheer sloth, but also due in no small part to a healthy dose of don't-give-a-shit. although it might interest you to know that i did develop a hybrid (patent pending) 3 or 4 finger method that works pretty well for me, but i still wouldn't pass muster with mavis beacon or win any typing contests. as anyone else who is missing the critical dvorak/qwerty gene will tell you, the two (or in my case, three/four) finger method isn't exactly conducive to shift key usage and special character formation--so being the lazy ass i am, i pretty much just avoid all that kind of crap now. in 1999 i had an e.e. cummings epiphany and have forsaken the shift key ever since, so you won't find many capital letters on here --in fact, you should be damned glad you even get any punctuation. now shut the hell up and leave me alone about it.
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