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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

you're probably saying to yourself right now, "who is chris miller? how did he get to be so good looking? why am i looking at his myspace? what did i do to deserve this blessing from god? is it just me, or are your panties wet too?" these are all common questions associated with me, as i am infact the sexiest man alive. sure, it may not look like it at first. but take a closer, deeper look and you'll see it... yeah, told ya so.
when i'm not being arrogant and conceited and writing really super cool paragraphs about myself (like the one above), i'm usually not doing a damn thing. hmph... but if i was doing something, it would probably be a beautiful blonde. or maybe a redhead. i've never been with a redhead. this is really stupid.
bitches.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

hmmmm... who would i like to meet... would "your mom" be an acceptable answer to this question? although, if she's some ugly skeezer, i don't wanna meet her.
hahaha... but on a serious note, i don't really know who i would like to meet. don't really have any idols or role models in life. i wanna meet people. just people. the kind that can put up with me for a while.

My Blog

it took a really long time

it took a loooong time, but i finally got promoted at work. i'm now the big cheese (store manager) of journeys at the waterfront. so come buy shoes from me and make it look like i'm good at my job. cu...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:00:00 GMT

obligatory post for the beginning of a new year.

call this a "state of the miller" address if you will.everyone else posted blogs about plans for the new year and all that jazz. i wanna fit in, so i'm postin one too!  big yellow smiley face!so...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:36:00 GMT

angels in the morning become a devils afternoon

i haven't posted a blog in like 11 months. damn. i was just reading my old entries last night, and i realized they're all really stupid.you ever do that? look back at your last couple years and see ho...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:44:00 GMT

chris miller posts blog, hilarity ensues

holy shit. i haven't posted a blog since i was deleted from Niggaspace. that was months ago. you must feel so cheated right now, not knowing what has been happening with chris miller and whatnot... w...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 00:56:00 GMT

chris miller is too gangsta, even for NiggaSpace

no, that's not some derogatory remark made towards myspace. www.niggaspace.com is a myspace-like site geared toward the... urban demographic. i said to myself, "chris miller, you are probably the blac...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 16:58:00 GMT

i only need one reason: hamburgers rock!

i was browsing through various myspace pages, and someone had a blog entitled "The question is not "why am I vegan," it's, "why aren't you?" the blo...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 22:17:00 GMT

subjects are for the narrow minded

breaking news: i got a job! yeah, i now work at Journeys in monroeville mall. come buy some fucking shoes from me. so far, it's a pretty shitty job. management for this company believes that a proper ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 19:14:00 GMT

shocking revelations

i was at walmart today, and the atmosphere of the store got the best of me. i decided i wanted to look white trashy. so i did something that i've never done before: i bought "wife beaters." yeah, you ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:07:00 GMT

eek gads

what a wasted day so far. i slept till 4pm. i have no food in my house. i drank my last bottle of diet pepsi last night. i am hungry. i need a refill on my prescription. things are looking grey today....
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:34:00 GMT

fuck exercise

i'm in awful shape. i just got done riding my bike and i feel like i might die. my legs are weak, my arms are shakey, and i have a headache now. i decided to ride around my 'hood, which is like a 2-3 ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 15:24:00 GMT