my mom and dad had sex, nine months later my existence began....so far im doing well. i have the energy of a 9 year old kid. i am in a band. that bands name is salute the dawn. i enjoy it. i finally found the girl im going to marry and am so happy i didn.t die as i had planned by now. my girlfriend is 5 feet tall. she is the best and means everything to me. i couldn.t ask for anyone else. crowds make me angry for some reason. i use periods for all my puncuation. i.m quite sarcastic. some say i.m cocky. i rule. i drink and nancy reagan got me back in the 80's so i don.t do drugs. i eat horribly. i like old man bars. if you see me at a bar and ask me to dance i will slap you. i do not trust people that don.t drink. meatheads and i do not mix. some of my friends have turned into meatheads. i still mix with them. so let me revise. unknown meatheads and i do not mix. i hate the eagles. if i get a bad first impression of you we can never be friends. ironically i don.t hold grudges. steve perry had all the right moves. greg graffin had all the right words. i am a push-over and will forgive anyone for just about anything. i am irish and proud of it. i get mean when i drink whiskey. i stopped drinking whiskey a few months ago. i love my life and everyone who chooses to walk in or out of it. some people think im a douchebag. some people think im the nicest guy on earth. either way...im pat.
