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Heavy D

About Me

Wee, and certainly once was sure, though times have changed and comrades are hard to find. A fudge of a city blinds my eyes and makes my lungs strong with frailty, but the days darken, and soon, there will be bitter winds in the face. Until then I will revel in nausea, and infatuation with mediocrity.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God or a dog. Or others who share in the love of ackward moments, the lull in conversation and inappropriate outbursts.

My Blog

PictureRadio Dissident Island

Checkoot dissidentisland.servebeer.coma small republic off the coast of London. Inhabited by a motley crew of dissidents who spend most of their time playing with puppies and producing a radio show of...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:11:00 GMT

Guts for garters

There I was, jimi in one hand, broom in the other, watching the cucaracha with one eye, while trying not to splash my sandals. I felt burdened with responsibility, the only man in the house, the prote...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 22:53:00 GMT

Bidet Death Explosion

Me and the madre killed two of the fandangos, but jim, it wasn't easy...They say that if the planet suffered total nuclear destruction, the cucarachas would be one of the few remaining beasties, sleik...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 23:11:00 GMT

The cock is roached

The cucaracha returned...I thought we had an agreement. I would ignore it's presence in the corner of the bathroom, feelers all a-swivelly, in exchange for it not scurrying up my leg like a salty badg...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 23:59:00 GMT

Voy a matarte pinche cabronito

There's blood on the walls....I would put more there but the little bastards are too fast, though I did manage to mash one into my pillow. Maybe that's what has led to my horrific pesadillas of late....
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 21:20:00 GMT

Dubiousity

Dubious, very dubious.
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:18:00 GMT