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Juls

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About Me

travel layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotCommentsWhat can I say...I am a mother, a wife, a friend, a lover, a daughter, a sister...I think my life is amusing enough that I could write a memoir and people would probably read it and be amused by it also. I have a wonderful husband and 2 beautiful sons...the 3 of them are all I really need to get by in this world. I look at my old life before marriage and kids and wonder how the hell I survived. I am pretty sure they saved my life. I still have fun...being a mom and a wife has not changed that. I have never been able to resist a good party...invite me, and I will find my way there somehow! I am a little neurotic, hyper sensitive, and my moods change like a 14 year olds...but I feel that this is part of my appeal...where I am crazy and moody and throwing myself around, my husband is level and calm and there to catch me...where I stop, he starts...for this I am truly blessed. Family is important to me...and so are my friends. Everyone says their friends are the best...but mine truly are! I run around with a group of women that are smart and beautiful and funny...I respect and love all of them with all of my heart...I know in 50 years, we will all still be sitting outside, drinking coffee and smoking a cig and laughing til we pee ourselves...we'll probably die that way...laughing our asses off. If you are looking for me, I am probably outside by the fire pit, havin a drink with the hubs...come join us!

My Interests


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adopt your own virtual pet!My husband and son, my family and friends, food, wine, dirty martinis, movies, music, lemonade, shiny lipgloss that makes your lips look wet, taking pictures, fun jewelry, hot guys with nice stomachs, sleeping in late, smart people,glitter eyeshadow, vacations to the beach, writing, reading, decorating (anything asian themed I love!), pretty fish, laying out in the sun, tanning beds when it rains:), pedicures, massages, going out to lunch (anyone who knows me knows what a 'lunch sleaze' is), things that smell like coconut, people who can make me laugh, making other people laugh

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, new friends, friends of friends, and people who generally don't suck at life...IF YOU ARE A BAND DO NOT BOTHER SENDING ME A FRIEND REQUEST OR ASKING ME TO LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC UNLESS I ASKED YOU FIRST!! I don't care, your music probably sucks. IF YOU ARE SOME LAME ASS IDIOT TRYING TO GET AS MANY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE DO NOT BOTHER SENDING ME A FRIEND REQUEST!! I am not interested in taking part in your popularity contest...I have narrowed my list down to people that I know, or sort of know, or who my friends know. Also, I am MARRIED, so if you are some drolling guy looking to hook up, you are in the wrong place. I am annoyed very easily by little things like stupid bands and stupid boys. What's Your Element?
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Julie Nicole's Disorder
Cause: just one of those things
Symptoms: nausea, mildly glow-in-the-dark blotches, imperceptibly impaired hearing
Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Music:

Sublime is my fave, Dave Matthews, Tori Amos, Portishead, Ani DiFranco, Liz Phair, Maroon 5, G Love and Special Sauce, Outkast, Fiona Apple, Alicia Keys, Liz Phair, Sheryl Crow, electronic music, especially trip hop, a little bit of this and a little bit of that I guess! I like it all!

Movies:

Anchorman, Running With Scissors, Thank You For Smoking, Office Space, Requiem For a Dream, Magnolia, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, American Beauty, Night at the Roxbury, What Dreams May Come, The Exorcist, Bridgit Jone's Diary, American Pie, Arthur, Rosemary's Baby, Sleepless in Seattle, Jackass the Movie, The Ring, The Birdcage, The Lion King...I love most comedies especially slap stick stupid humor...anything with Will Farell or Adam Sandler

Television:

Nip/Tuck!! The Office, Scrubs, Trashy Reality TV, old Roseanne reruns, I don't really watch too much tv.

Books:

I Know This Much is True by Wally Lamb, The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold, Letters From a Nut by Ted L. Nancy, The Cider House Rules by John Irving, anything by Jodi Picoult...I love to read, so pass along any good books to me!

Heroes:

My mom...she is over 40 and she is still hot stuff!! She is everything I hope to be as I get older. And Tanisha from the Bad Girl's Club...I'm just saying.
Which Tori Amos song are you?
Silent All These Years
You may want to be someone else for awhile, but your voice is still there.

My Blog

Spidey Nonsense

Happy belated Father's Day to all you dads out there. I would have written yesterday, but I was busy making a complete ass of myself in front of my family and the good folks at the Shaler EMS. I am no...
Posted by Juls on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:01:00 PST

Going green...poop that is...

"Everybody run for your lives, there's a shit cloud headed this way!" Remember that line from the movie Kingpin? No? Well, I do and when I was a young(err) girl, I used to rewind that part about a h...
Posted by Juls on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:45:00 PST

Who will pay for my plastic surgery?

The post-baby body is a total bitch to deal with for most women. I look at pictures of my 19 year old self, skipping around in a mini bikini, showing off my perky little boobies and my flat littl...
Posted by Juls on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:12:00 PST

Oh, Baby!!

It's a BOY!!! I got my sonogram on Friday...I must admit that I was shocked to see the results. I have felt so different through this pregnancy that I was convinced I was having a girl. Part of me fel...
Posted by Juls on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 06:18:00 PST

Do not hurt the feelings of the pregnant lady!! Please!!

Ok, so can someone please explain to me why people think it is ok to say whatever they want to you just because you are pregnant? Let me explain...I am now almost 14 weeks along and I have started to ...
Posted by Juls on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:43:00 PST

I'm Pregnant Again!!!!

For those of you who don't already know, that is my big announcement! I am finally past the ooky stage of heaving daily and of course the new sense of calmness has set in that everything is going to b...
Posted by Juls on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:18:00 PST

It's never going to stop...

Seriously. No matter how far I jump ahead, some way, some how, I always am required to take a few steps back. I have been doing a lot of thinking in the past few weeks and I really think I made a mist...
Posted by Juls on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

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Posted by Juls on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:56:00 PST

Married!!

Well, we finally said our "I do"s...it was seriously the best night of my life!! After all that we have been through together, it felt like heaven to look into his eyes and promise my forever to him. ...
Posted by Juls on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:43:00 PST

I am finally getting the hell out!!!

I am moving!! Finally!! We found a gorgeous 2 bedroom...part of a duplex...gorgeous kitchen with all new stuff and hardwood floors, huge bedrooms, huge living room, and even a little deck off the mast...
Posted by Juls on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 08:03:00 PST