Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education and an abiding love for all of God's creatures. that's me. I'm Brian Fellow!
BRIAN FELLOW EPISODE TRANSCRIPT!
[ start music, show Brian standing, pacing in place, pointing to cartoon animals ]Voiceover: Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education and an abiding love for all of God's creatures...share his love tonight on...[ musical interlude ] BRIAN FELLOW'S SAFARI PLANET! (end music)[ show Brian sitting alone looking at camera ]Brian Fellow: Good evening and welcome to Brian Fellow's Safari Planet. I'm Brian Fellow!! Tonight we're gonna be meeting some animals who have some big ears! [ whispers to camera ] ..i bet they can hear me whisper. [ normal voice ] I'm very excited to meet some new friends. So let's get going!! Our first guest has good eyesight cause he eats carrots!..Please welcome a bunny rabbit![ start music ] Gabby Conners walks in, holding a bunny rabbitBrian Fellow: And who are you?!Gabby Connors: I'm Gabby Connors, I work for the City ZooMobile in Santa Barbara!Brian Fellow: Welcom Barbara!Gabby-[ chuckles ] No, I'm Gabby..I'm from Santa Barbara!Brian Fellow: I'm Brian Fellow!!!Gabby Connors: Hi Brian, well today I've brought someone for you to meet...[ showing bunny ] This is Riley..He's one of our most popular animals on the zoo-mobile. He's a three-year old short haired rabbit.Brian Fellow: Why did you cut it's hair so short?!Gabby Connors: [ confused ] Um, actually I didn't cut his hair, this particular rabbit has natural short hair..yeah..Brian Fellow: Rabbits can't cut they own hair...that's CRAZY!!Gabby Connors: [ smiling ] Of course rabbit's can't cut their own hair, noBrian Fellow: That's what I said.Gabby Connors: [ confused again ]- You're right and even thought this rabbit's coat is short, the coat is thick enough to keep him plenty warm in the winter nightsBrian Fellow: But i bet if he tried to cut his own hair, he might cut one of his ears off!!Gabby Connors: Well...i suppose so...But just like I said, this rabbit didn't cut his own hair.Brian Fellow: [ angered ]- Then why did you bring him here?! Get him out of here![ Gabby leaves ] Next time, make sure he do what you say he do! [ to audience, still angered ] I'm very sorry about that, it's inexcusable! Someone's gonna lose they job over that! Now I mean this! [ pauses, then smiles ] Our next guest has big ears too cause he likes to carry coffe beans and rocks...Please welcome, a donkey! [ music hits,doc enters w/donkey ]..And who are you?Doc Ellis: Hi I'm Doc Ellis from the Lancaster Children's Petting Zoo.Brian Fellow: I'm Brian Fellow!!Doc Ellis: Hello Brian! I- I'd like you to meet Jessie.Brian Fellow: I already have a friend named Jessie. He fixes my car.Doc Ellis: [ confused ] That-That's nice...Brian Fellow: Does this donkey fix cars?Doc Ellis: No he doesn'tBrian Fellow: Then they probably aren't related.Doc Ellis: [ smiling ] Yeah, you know you're probably right.Brian Fellow: Did you see that haircut rabbit? With the short haircut?Doc Ellis: Yeah i did.Brian Fellow: That was CRAZY!Doc Ellis: [ laughing ] It sure was, and although it might look like it, this donkey didn't give himself a haircut.Brian Fellow: I know that, I'm not stupid!Doc Ellis: I- I was just kidding...Brian Fellow: I'm Brian Fellow!!! Let me ask you a question. Is a donkey and a mule the same thing?Doc Ellis: You know, thats a very good question..[ doc keeps rambling...his voice eventually fades out to brian laughing while thinking of a rabbit cutting his own hair ]Brian Fellow: [ laughing ] he's CRAZY!!Doc Ellis: What? What are you talking about?Brian Fellow: The haircut rabbit!!Doc Ellis: What? [ confused ] What haircut rabbit?Brian Fellow: Just think about it!Doc Ellis: [ thinks about the rabbit cutting his hair, then laughs ] He is crazy, youre right!Brian Fellow: I'm Brian Fellow! And thats all the time we have for today! Join me next time when we meet a flying squirrel....that sounds CRAZY!! I'm Brian Fellow!![ music plays, fade to dark ]
