Virgin

I'd like to meet:

To train ze dolphin, you must zink like ze dolphin. You must be getting oonside ze dolphin's head! Just yesterday I'm asking Snowflake "ee, eee, eee." He said, "Eee, eee, eee, eee." Und you can quote him!

Where quality is like a stinking dead rat, you just can't miss it!

How can I be getting zis vork done mit all de shouting? What's wrong mit de shouting?

What did Christians pray to before Jesus was crucified? This ass is going out tonight! Maybe to a club, maybe a night club! Flakes are for cereal, not a way of life Noone knows what it's like, to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes Lunatic fringe... I know you're out there Dead men tell no tales.

You sicken me with your lies... Only the weak need help. Up all night punching the wall, manly and angry like! I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. I call it, "Sexlexia".

Go Go Godzilla!

I'm only a human... but I'm working on that. I invented the pianokey necktie! I invented it! I am ready. I am always ready. I have been ready! I AM READY! I've got stage five clinger, we have to leave now! I've got a stage five virgin clinger. Oooooh! Ouch Town, population YOU bro!

Do not insult Obnoticus or you will be damned forever to The Forbidden Zone! Noth'n is over just gimme something to drink! I just have to laugh, cuz I'm so good looking, of course I'm a model! Tonight is the night we crush that little clown monkey No you don't got it! GET IT?!

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there

Movies:

Fuck that, and fuck you MOVIES!

Television:

The Simpsons

Books:

To train ze dolphin, you must zink like ze dolphin. You must be getting oonside ze dolphin's head! Just yesterday I'm asking Snowflake "ee, eee, eee." He said, "Eee, eee, eee, eee." Und you can quote him!

Heroes:

I'm Gareth...

Am I a virgin?
Yeah, not since I was 10!

I take pictures...

I cover events...

I am constantly working...