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My name is Jared, but you can call me tonight. ;)
or call me Bruce. I like Bruce.
I like silly hats.
I love art.
I'm a great artist.
That last one was a lie.
I never lie.
I have a fowl mouth.
I impregnated my skateboard.
I wish my name was spelled 'J4R3D'.
I wish I had a cat.
I wish my pupils were kaleidoscopes.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
I wish I was a baller.
I wish I had 2 lifetime supplies of bacon.
I have a boyfriend.
His name is music.
I "please" him by playing drums.
and some keyboard.

Celly - 484.225.5586
AIM - J4R3D SM3LLZ

This is Destiny.
She is my girlfriend,
and is she beautiful.
She makes me happy.

My Blog

If you were wondering about Miscellaneous...

I've been getting a lot of questions on what happened to Misc.The answer is, I failed. I made the mistake of opening Miscellaneous up to the public before we even had any designs, let alone any produc...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:15:00 GMT

Firsts of 09

I plan on keeping up with this all year.First gay moment: January 1, 12:00:01 AMFirst person talked to: Diggy Jonas!Firts song: "Can't see the forest for the trees" by ConfideFirst Good song: Red Sock...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:21:00 GMT

Simple Graffiti Awards!

Welcome to the first kinda but not really annual Simple Graffiti Awards! *Claps from the crowd* Well it seems you guys are incredible Simple Graffiti artists and I'm bored so I decided to make the SGA...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:02:00 GMT

NAHS iz rly kool!!!

Homeroom: 1512 Fall1. Algebra/Geometry I - Room 2229 (WTF!? Changing...)2. Spanish II - Room 15113. Study Hall4. Biology I - Room 21075. CP English - Room 2107 (Probably changing to core.)6. Lunch7. C...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:52:00 GMT

Filming/Editing Setup

FilmingCurrent SetupSony DRC-HC52Opteka .43x Fisheye2 BatteriesLowepro Bag4 Sony Premium TapesSaving ForSony DRC-TRV50Century Optics .3x Fisheye (Babydeath)Bescor 50/100 LightSony DCR-Hc52 Capture Cam...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:14:00 GMT

Guide to 7th grade

"7th Grade."Section 1GirlsGetting a girlAlright, so you just graduated 6th grade. Congrats. 7th grade holy shit? Big boy time. Now that you're in big nigga ballah status, the younger generation looks ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:46:00 GMT

Drum Setup

...and I'm bored so I'm gonna post this. It's gonna be about drums, not bitching about shit. Sorry if your disappointed. Set-up I eventually want to get. Gretsch Drums Catalina Club Mod 4-Piece Sh...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:16:00 GMT