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_sandi

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


Basically I enjoy the finer things in life. I am the type of guy that goes to Wal-Mart at 2am in search of the finest stick of chewing gum and for a box of Color Oops! Extra Strength Hair Color Remover (I don't dye my hair but if I did I'd imagine that I would screw my hair up really badly. I also like to prepare for this types of specific situations.)
COLOR OOPS BITCH!!
I also like to make beats. I am T-Pain's stunt double on Saturday nights because "I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)". Yes, I also have an amazing vocoder robot voice. I don't need the voice box either. I naturally sound like Cher.
Rockin' dem Predator Dreads all night long!! (This was the best picture of T-Pain I could find.)
But seriously, I am a pretty honest and sincere person. I honestly strive tooth and nail for the best out of life. I am a friend that is down for friendship till da very end. I'll take a 2-hour bus trip just to see you for 47minutes and 36 seconds. We can make some tea and talk shit about that bitch that lives around the block with the tamales that aren't as good as yours. (I bet she stole your recipe.) Just being random here.
...That's what I do...
...like Gin and Tonic, Sweethart.
...and I do it well.
Basically, hit me up. We'll talk about things. I'll let you go to sleep if I get boring.
Thanks.
I don't need make-up, holes and ink all over my body, hair dye, "unique" fashion sense, money, expensive anything, popularity, street cred, fabulous tendencies, or a plastic personality to prove my point.
Just look me in the eyes and tell me I won't fuckin' bash your head in...
This is a picture of me and my friends on weekends. We really like Punkin Spyce Lattés because even a home-gurl "get festive". I am the last Chica on the right. I always rep my hood.
You can contact me on AIM, my screen name is: douuuuu rag time
Others:
MSN: [email protected]
Yahoo: bert_chacon
e-mail: [email protected]

My Interests

Hookah with mah Hookas, Acid Trips on Crooked Streets, hanging out with my Sister the Dom-da-Dom-Dom-DOM!!, Earl of Grey Tea, Tea Parties,Music, Musica, Musique, Foreign Language, Spanish Sin Vosero, Vegan food, being smarter than you, knowing things before you know about them, Noodle Time, Los Angeles anything (my city is better than yours, Los Angeles should be its own island), MTA/Metro/Pub Trans, Foreign Delights and Concepts, Non-objective mumble beatnik jive, Famima!!, Nat Sherman Hint of Clove Cigarettes, i(ANYTHING), Tapatío Sauce, Guinness Draft Extra Stout, Drinking all your booze at parties, Drunk calling your mom, reading into everything more than I should, thinking faster than I act, MIDI, microKORG noise, Sound Manipulation/Production and Engineering, Norelco 6-in-1 shave system, Prosetry, Moog Analogue Synth sounds, Reason 3.0, etc.

Artisitc expressions of any light. Talking/Conversing with weird people that have abstract thoughts. Outsmarting the smart. Eating that which casts no shadow. Correcting people. Being more artsy than thou. Being a sarcastic cunt face. my best friend, ernesto alán martinez, a.k.a 'gurl numba one'.Making fun of yo' face. Making fun of anything, in general. Walking into stores pretending to be foriegn with friends. Being obscene and random for no reason. Music of all textures and colours.

I'd like to meet:

I like to talk to people with something real to say and with a means to express it. Substance. Surreal. Pure. Profound.

I want to meet the weirdest and most abstract people that would like to discuss the art of putting oranges in ovens.

Music:

Aural Sex
19o5, .THEaCIDbIRTHpROJECTx2., A Perfect Circle, Ampere, An Albatross, ANAVAN, Antioch Arrow, Angel Hair, Air, At the Drive-in, BARR, Bauhaus, BiPolar Bear, Blood Brothers, Björk, Botch, Braid, Bright Eyes, Cabaret Voltaire, Circle Takes the Square, City of Catepillar, Client, Cold War Kids, Covenant, Crime in Choir, Cursive, David Bowie, Damien Rice, DATAROCK, Daughters, Death Cab for Cutie, DeFacto, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Dillinger Escape Plan, Echo & the bunnymen, Elliot Smith, Embrace, Enon, Erase Errata, Falling Forward, Fiona Apple, Fischerspooner, Fostella Ford, Franz Ferdinand, From Autumn to Ashes, Frou Frou, Fugazi, Funeral Diner, FUN POINTS FOR JIMMY, Garbage, Get-up Kids, Ghostland Observatory, God speed you black emperor!, Good Shoes, Gospel, Gravy Train!!!!, Heroin, Hot Chip, Hoover, Horse the Band, Hot Cross, Hot Hot Heat, Hugs, I am the resurrection, Ima Robot, Indian Summer, Interpol, Iron & Wine, I would set myself on fire for you, Jaco Pastorius, Jaga Jazzist, Jawbreaker, Jem, Jimmy Eat World, Joy Division, Keane, Kings of Convenience, Kings of Leon, Kitsune, Ladytron, Le Tigre, Light the Fuse and Run, Lou Reed, Ludi-Kriss, M83, Magnetic Fields, Massive Attack, Marilyn Manson, Mars Volta, Mecca Normal, Memento Mori, Mewithoutyou, MGMT, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mineral, Miss Kittin, Mono, Morrisey, Moss Icon, Moving Units, Mudvayne, Muse, Native Nod, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, Norma Jean, Number Twelve Looks like You, Obsta, Of Montreal, Orchid, Orgy, Pageninetynine, Placebo, Poison the well, Portishead, Portraits of Past, Postal Service, Prince, Q and not U, Radiohead, Rammstein, Ratatat, Ready for the World, Refused, Reggie and the Full Effect, Rites of Spring, Saetia, Saves The Day, Secret Machines, Sigur Rós, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Sponge, Stars of Track and Field, Sunny Day Real Estate, Still Life, Takaru, Taking Back Sunday, Ten Grand, Telepopmusik, The Arcade Fire, The Assistant, The Bravery, The Cardigans, The Diggs, The Editors, The Faint, The Forms, The Gossip, The Knife, The Locust, The Mary Onettes, The Rapture, The Shout-out Louds, The Smiths, The Sounds, The Stills, The Stryder, The Sugarcubes, The Used, The Walkmen, The Whitest Boy Alive, Tool, Thrice, Thursday, Transistor Transistor, Tricky, True Feedback Story, Twelve Hour Turn, UNKLE, Under The Influence of Giants, Underworld, Weezer, Vida Blue, .Vista Velvet., Von Bondies, Yaphet Kotto, Yeah Yeah Yeahs,
I want to feel the sonic heat. I want to make your ears moan. The fuzz of the static beat. Listen to me bleed your ears out.

Movies:

Kill Bill Vol .1, Kill Bill Vol .2, La Mala Education, Rushmore, Ghost World, Amores Perros, todo Sobre Mi Mama, Indentity, Saw1, Saw2, Muholland Dr., Stars Wars 1-6, Harry Potter, Pokemon movies, Sleepaway Camp, Killer Clows from outer space, X-men 2, Go!, Requiem for a Dream, Me you and everyone we know, The Whiz, Silent Hill, X-men 3, Y Tu Mama Tambien,Boys Don't Cry, Donnie Darko, Sleepwalkers,

Television:

PBS ..aries, Maury Polvich, Montel Williams, Ricki Lake, Sally Jesse Raphel , Oprah, Ellen, Conan O'Brien, Power Rangers, X-men, Jerry Springer, Home Delivery!,

Books:

1984, The Human Comedy, Native Son, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, The Handmaid's Tale, One-Hundred Years of Solitude, ViVa (e.e.cummings), Charles Baudelaire, Pablo Neruda, Octavio Paz, James Joyce, Emily Dickinson, etc...I could go on and on.

Heroes:



Den mah momma Khia pho teachin' me allz I kno.

And Crystal Noodle soup for satisfying my hunger in 5-minutes flat, while minding my budget without the taste of instant soup.

My Blog

My Laser Lover (rough draft)

Laser Lover can your ears take cover.To every secret from my mouth that is spewed...the desperation And the isolation is distorted; tilted to every desirable longitude My lovely Laser Lover! How sensi...
Posted by _sandi on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:19:00 PST

two-thousand

You do resolve your mind as you clean up very nicely to the passing of time.And who tells you of what naivety prevents you from opening your mouth wide?If you speak, speak very slowly.And if I cannot ...
Posted by _sandi on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:59:00 PST

Subscription to a heartbreak

It took me several moments to comprehend.Several minutes to react.And just a few seconds to explode.It amazes meWhat occurs behind my sightThe bravery and simplicity of it allUnknown and UnseenThe sha...
Posted by _sandi on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:33:00 PST

Coldest Steel;Sharpest Blade

Coldest steel.Sharpest blade.You pierce me with silence.And generate this pain.Silent kiss.Gentlest Breeze.And the monotony of blood running like ink.SevenSevenSeventhat's all it was.SevenSevenSeventh...
Posted by _sandi on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:42:00 PST

Its pretty ridiculous but...

Somehow.Somewhere.For some unseen, unheard, undeniable reason......this is destroying me from the inside out.I don't want to avoid you but I know it would be in my best interest to hide in the shadows...
Posted by _sandi on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:29:00 PST

An acrid waste to be displayed.

 I am reconfiguring my mind to disable all doubt that this was merely a fluke.Through a triumph of vacancy and temporary aid to solidarity.The finest wine of life inebriating  the biggest at...
Posted by _sandi on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:14:00 PST

Subterranean Cold.

Karma like a concussion.Curses like a shattered mirror.Blood flows like an ocean.Blue with such violent urgency.I am always eager.To find you.And take you down.Under soil.Subterranean.Below ground.And...
Posted by _sandi on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:38:00 PST