i think way too much and talk just enough. which is to say a lot. i enjoy hugs the way most people enjoy air. i have a sailor's mouth. but only according to people not from jersey. i really like to wrestle. almost as much as i like to organize people, places, and things. whiskey is one of my best friends in the universe. i make people laugh because they laugh at me. i would love to wear boots every single day of the year. i just realized that i've primarily spent the last 20 years trying to be cool.
