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Apparently, I have to punch a lot of women due to a comment from Fern. Fern gets many thanks for the opportunity. She's still getting punched though.Speaking of which, I am a comment nazi. The comment section is for testimonials (If you need a good example, scroll down and look at the comment from Alex). To write a message about how you'll see me later is just that - a message, which means you should use the proper channels. Anything else, in my opinion, is nothing more than a simple cry for attention.As for friends, all these people listed under my friend section (with the exception of three people, and I'll be dealing with them soon) are people with whom I have shared libations (that means I've drank with them, just in case you're scratching your head, brow all furrowed, near tears from the lack of comprehension). If you've drank with me, do me a favor and let me know when and where - with all of these friends, obviously my brain doesn't work at full capacity. If you REALLY want to join the drinking buddy list (and you know that you do), then I'm free Tuesday.Keep in mind that if you do make the hallowed halls of my drinking buddy list, I do read your bulletins. If you post one of those stupid rumors or rallying cries for something that isn't true, I will tease you mercilessly and demand that you print a retraction. Snopes.com is easy enough to use and check, people. Save yourself the pain of looking like a complete idiot.Yeah, I don't know why I have so many friends either.