A thesis to rival Dr. Spock .... |
The problem with babies is they have no concept of time. Unless it's time to feed, of course, and then they know exactly what time it is. 'Feed Me' time however bears no resemblance to normality, and ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:18:00 GMT |
Winners and Losers .... |
I've always been a creative sort of a bloke. I remember building my first drumkit out of boxes and buckets in our garage, a computer out of cereal packets and a barbeque out of bricks. You may t...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 02:23:00 GMT |
Once more from the top .... |
Liverpool - a city of colours and sounds that all blend into a landscape of harmony throughout the annual Beatles festival. Unless you happen to be a bouncer in some obscure wine bar in Penny Lane tha...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:32:00 GMT |
Who are you ....? |
There's an advert on commercial radio at the moment plageurising the speech by Martin Luther King, you know the "I have a dream" one - with the rather 'comical twist' that this bloke can't actually re...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 20:22:00 GMT |
Ethical responsibility ... |
We were all invited to a 'naming day' yesterday. This is a new one on me, but apparently alleviates your guilt for not bringing up your child into a sanctimonious society where values and principles a...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:02:00 GMT |
My Own Private Waterloo ... |
Everything is well with the world. The only problem I've got with the car is that it's low on fuel and it was explained by my local MP the other day that the only reason we invaded Iraq was to ensure ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:19:00 GMT |
These boots weren't made for walking ... |
I watched a film the other night. It was all about a bloke who found he could travel back in time to change not only his life but everyone else's around him. It was called "The Butterfly Effect" and i...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 17:01:00 GMT |
What are the odds ..... |
Well, I've got my half-a-guitar and I've just bought a neck off some bloke on Ebay. By rights, I now have everything I need to build the perfect instrument, except I have sneaking suspicion that it's ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:10:00 GMT |
Everything that goes around ... |
I had cause to visit the dentist a few weeks ago. Well technically it's the Hygienist - a very nice lady who scrapes all the tartar and plaque from ickle toothy pegs with Mr Tickles and Mr Picky. You ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:14:00 GMT |
Seemed like a good idea at the time ... |
So I'm there on Ebay the other day, just kinda half-heartedly browsing through guitars, as is my want. I really had no idea what 'half-hearted' really meant until I found myself the proud owner o...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:57:00 GMT |
