cool people with no drama.... This was passed down to me by a wise man!!!Thoughts for 2006 10 – Life is sexually transmitted. 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8 – Men have two emotions. Hungry and horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich. 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet and they wont bother you for weeks. 6 – Some people are like a slinky… Not really good for anything, but you still cant help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. 5 – Health freaks are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospital dying of nothing. 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial tax cut saves you 50p? 2 – In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2006 – 1 – We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of cars in Britain. But we haven’t got a clue as to where thoughts of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of immigration…