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~ flaming lip of a rose hip ~ purple curtain flirting with the iris ~ lasenberry lohan ~ pain sailing on the rain sake ~ Bashing his black bong ~ lighthouseteleconbeacon ~ theres lizards in ya garden ~ sorry I couldnt resist the brown temptation ~ can of coke ~ tadpole cream sperm olympic tod stream ~ fuck the wife till shes a grandma twice ~ chop on the cop block the pc plod cock ~ you faaat fuuuckin... DYYYKE! ~ i'm so frustrated i cant find me dildo! ~ flick your own bean, shit your own gravy, mash your own head! ~ i'm making a ringtone ~ ya facking lettle shet ~ gavin its not a computor game!... I know its not, its a metal detector ~ tonight mathew i'm going to be a snail trail...what?...that had nothing to do with mikey barrymore! ~ what ya fuckin doin wi' that chicken you! ~ "whos beans black ere mine or yours?!" (pause) gestures 1! ~ deep shave ~ has nichola got balls? ~ SALLY? ~ the ready meal rooster boils his noodle in the poule of her pants ~ butterfly ~ *suduko rant*... whats your name? ~ yeah but you can't beat a tit wank ~ a like tha wey ya wurk etttttttttta... bag et up ~ hey diddle diddle the cat had a fiddle with a turkey the size of a cow! ~ COCKBLOCK ~ fruitbaaaat fruitbatfruitbatfruitbat ~ who the garlic man? ~ hi i'm slack alice ~ the carrots the only vegetable to come from an egg ~ Peter Tatchels quint-essential satchel ~ I'm completely phsycotic... nursey nursey nursey nursey ~ "are we in germany?" NO because we can't smell hitler's cock rotting corpse ~ "why am I watching the toilet flush?" becarefull gavin's fish died last week and it might come back up... what!? gavin hasn't even got a fish he's got a turtle in a pen! ~ i can't believe you're drinking mushed-up monkeys! ~ flowww flowww me feminine river flowww ~ Think purple. Think sausage. DAVE ~ "BAG HIM! or i'll bring him home, sit on his face and make him straight! ~ craig i dont have the brain power to process your application ~ sweedish beefmeal ~ i've only got one lung ~
"touch my test-ic-clay"
"did you just say touch my sister claire?"
"NO!"
"touch my sister claire, touch her down there, she's got no hair"
"could you please tell the people at the telvision awards that its all very well and good but i think they need to speed it up a bit"
"i think if we've not got enough money tomorrow we should by a snake cuz that way if one of them gets us we can go and tell the other one"
"I'm the D. E. V. I. L: The Devil... I mean can I have some?"
~ GAVIN! CHECK YA DICK CHECK YA DICK NOW! youve not come its blood! ... gayle* then suggests as gavin runs to the toilet "it might not be his hayley" ... oh yeah! ~
~ Craig blacks out... "you ok craig?" he reaches out for me in the darkness... he strokes my confused face and exclaims "MOM!" ~
~ a tweet tweet tweet tweet a like a robin reyd breayst wuth a rib cage thu size of a rrrrrack of laaaaaamb ~
