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acerbus serafim

♥ Being a slut isn't a bad thing. ♥

About Me

My name is Samie. You can call me whatever you want. I commonly go by Seraf, Smays, or Cruentus. Dunno why. ^-^ I don't care what you think of me, I do whatever the hell I want to. Don't like it? Too effing bad.
I hate people who are afraid to say shit to my face. Don't like me? Tell me. Don't be a coward about it otherwise you might as well lick my cunt. Yea. You heard me. I dont give a shit what you think. I like who I am and chances are I'm not going to change for you. I hate being lied to or manipulated, but I do it all the time to other people, so heads up. I use and abuse. That is, if you piss me off. I am a hopeless romantic, but don't you dare say you love me unless you mean it. I don't want to believe you love me if all you want is a fuck. If thats all you want, tell me, I'm usually okay with that. I don't start anything because I don't really care most of the time, but when I do start something, it doesn't mean I'll stick to it. I get bored easily, especially with people who don't interest me in the least.

I wanna be a pin-up girl!
I love girls. I love boys, and I love sex. I am not gonna have sex with you though. Why? Cause I don't like you. ♥ So don't ask. I speak only English fluentlty, and I have an obsession with dead languages (latin, gothic, etc.) but I can only speak bits and pieces of latin, most of the time I need a translator or a dictionary. Cause I'm cool like that.

I hate people, but I want to get to know you anyways! I'll love you if you love me! ♥ It's a sad sad thing when someone's idea of foreplay is "fuck me baby" ♥

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♥ I like rough sex. ♥
♥ I'm a very phsyical person. ♥
♥ I don't want you to touch me. ♥
♥ I'm oblivious to flirting. ♥
♥ I love snakes. ♥
♥ I love fluffy kitties. ♥
♥ I wish I was an angel. ♥
♥ I'm prolly more like a demon. ♥
♥ I need proffressional help. ♥
♥ I'm more open about myself than I should be. ♥
♥ I have an addictive personality. ♥
♥ I am french and proud. ♥
♥ I'm happily depressed. ♥
♥ I hate myself. ♥
♥ I wish my band actually did something. ♥
♥ I wish I could sing. ♥
♥ I like violence. ♥
♥ I like talking shiz. ♥
♥ I like it better when it's complicated. ♥
♥ I'm a dark romantic. ♥
♥ I always stop and smell the flowers. ♥
♥ I love watching people. ♥
♥ I don't want to be famous. ♥
♥ I love anime. ♥
♥ I love dressing up. ♥
♥ My favorite color is purple. ♥
♥ I love white clothing. ♥
♥ I want you to dance with me. ♥
♥ I get confused easy. ♥
♥ I shouldn't write important things. ♥
♥ I love playing video games. ♥
♥ I love listening to people. ♥
♥ I'm bad at introductions. ♥
♥ I can't instigate anything. ♥
♥ I love to draw. ♥
♥ I like playing with people's hair. ♥
♥ I forgive easily ♥
♥ I get over emotional. ♥
♥ I hate war ♥
♥ Hippies scare me. ♥
♥ Condoms amuse me. ♥
♥ I don't want your pity. ♥
♥ I am afraid of large crowds. ♥
♥ I don't like being stared at. ♥
♥ I like being left alone. ♥
♥ I go for the throat. ♥
♥ I'll show you my scars. ♥
♥ I hate Americans. ♥
♥ I love accents. ♥
♥ Drugs are bad. ♥
♥ I like sharp pointies. ♥
♥ I want to get wings tatooed on my back. ♥
♥ I'm going to get a labret piercing. ♥
♥ I'm a Heathen. ♥
♥ I don't want your religion. ♥
♥ My favorite god is Loki. ♥
♥ Never tell me what to do. ♥
♥ I don't listen unless I already care. ♥
♥ I can justify almost anything. ♥
♥ I'm afraid of giving birth. ♥
♥ Lilith facsinates me. ♥
♥ I'm very shy. ♥
♥ I like groping people. ♥
♥ I hate answering questions. ♥
♥ I'd rather talk about you. ♥
♥ I will devour your firstborn. ♥
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♥ I probablly won't like you, but I'll never say anything. ♥
♥ I want to die with a smile on my face after a round of good sex. ♥
If you've read this far you're either a) actually interested in getting to know me or b) found this by accident. Either way, this is an actual look into who I am. My name is Samie, as I've said before... I am 16 years old and a hopeless romantic, alternatively, I am a bit nyphomaniac. It is very hard for me to seperate sex from love because I was raised on the belief that you only give yourself to the person you have married. I love bad boys and I get hurt alot more than is nessicary because I usually go out looking for trouble. I am very vengeful, but if you don't hurt me we're good. I usually believe I deserve it though. Which is probablly like rough sex, I like being hurt. Of course, I'd prefer you DON'T hurt me, but I realize that pain is a natural part of life and I accept it.
I don't have sex with just anyone. In guys I prefer guys who are tall, lithe, have long hair and a dark demeanor, aka tall, dark and handsome. In girls I'm not quite as sure. Main thing though is having a dark charm, but I prefer hourglass figures and long hair, you could also describe my type of woman as "exotic", but not nessicarily. I love the sex itself, but I simply adore the before and after much better: foreplay and after sex cuddling. If I have sex with you I will, to a degree, fall for you. I can't help it. The difference is, I realize that its because of the sex and I don't nessicarily act on it.
I am not afraid of admitting I like sex. Go ahead and call me a slut. I am also not afraid to admit that I masturbate ALOT, sometimes even not long after sex. It's healthy and I think everyone should, even if (or more correctly, especially if) they aren't interested in sex with anybody.

My Interests



Reading, Writing, Cuddling, Drawing, Role-Playing, Video Games, Kick Boxing, Tai Chi, Fencing, Kendo, Listening to Music, Playing guitar (though I suck), Playing Piano, Giving Massages, DDR, Anime, Manga, Paranormal, Random Make-out Sessions, Pretty People, Androgyny, Sex, Astrology, Philosophy, Psychology, Anthropology, Romance, Blood, Self-Injury, The Dark Ages, Forensics, Sharp things, Weaponry, Archery, Nudity, Beauty, Music, Demons, Angels, Vampires, History, People, Death, Ballroom Dancing, Dreaming, Flirting, Night, Religion, Fashion...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can inspire me

Lovers, not fighters
YOU
♥ ♥ ♥
If you play an instrument. You are sexy.
If you are in a band You are even sexier.
If you are the lead guitarist or singer... I want to fuck you.



Music:

David Bowie, Placebo, Tri-State Killing Spree, The Cure, Garbage, Annie Lennox, My Chemical Romance, Rammstein, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Switchblade Symphony, The Schoolyard Heroes, Dido, HIM, Kittie, Himsa, Daft Punk, AFI, Shadows Fall, Kagerou, Malise Mizer, Kyo, Dir En Grey, NIN, Lacuna Coil, Diary of Dreams, Bauhuas, Dream Theatre, Evanesence, Smashing Pumpkins, Sisters of Mercy, Unearth, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Interpol, Dillinger Escape Plan, System of a Down, The Used, TOOL, Violent Femmes, Deftones, Dresdan Dolls, Moi Dix Mois, Slayer, Cradle of Filth, Wumpscut, Skinny Puppy, Orgy, Mindless Self Indulgence, Jack of Jill, Metric, Hansel and Gretel, Cold, Shattersphere, Marylin Manson, Republica, Godsmack, Social Distortion, Scooter, Kill Hannah, Drowning Pool, Killing Joke, Bella Morte, Velvet Acid Christ, God Lives Underwater, Deadstar Assembly, Inkubus Sukkubus, KMFDM, NOFX, Siouxsie and the Banshees, London After Midnight, Deadsy, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts,

If you think there is a band I might like. Tell me about them.
I listen to almost everything. Except Country and most Rap. Especially Gangsta Rap.
Oh, and I hate Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne.

Movies:

Labyrinth, Queen of The Damned, Chicago, My Fair Lady, Lord of The Ring, Nosferatu, Amelie, 10 Things I Hate About You, Save The Last Dance, Death to Smoochy, Fight Club, Phantom of The Opera, The Princess Bride...

Television:

CSI: Las Vegas, House, NCIS, Inuyasha, Trigun, Family Guy, Futurama, I don't watch much TV...

Heroes:

"I was always embarrassed because my dad wore a suit and my mother wore flat pumps and a cozy jumper while my friends' parents were punks or hippies."
+Shirley Manson
"If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different...I'd rather be completely fucking mental."
+Angelina Jolie
"'I love you', those three words are the beginning of every tragedy..."
+Ville Valo
+Takeuchi Naoko
+Mana
+Trent Renzor
+Gackt
+David Bowie
+Sarthran
+Boomer
+Ari (Totchi Bunny!)
+Master
+Taylor

My Blog

Samie's Slut Sex 101 ~UPDATES~

UPDATE: SAMIE'S SLUT SEX 101 HAS ITS FIRST STORY!http://www.livejournal.com/users/samieslutsex101/Basic lly, this is a guide to my sexual encounters from 5/21/05 on. I -LOVE- telling stories about who ...
Posted by acerbus serafim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'M GOING TO TEXAS!!!!

I'll be gone until friday. Leave me tons of comments! And if you want to talk to me, call me! 206-790-9432   LOVE ME DAMNIT!!!!!! >.<
Posted by acerbus serafim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Revenez toujours vous ce que vous donnez dehors

(I apologize if the grammar is incorrect. ^-^ Direct trnaslation from Babelfish.) Baisez-moiMordez-moiCassez-moiPrenez-moiJe biseaute le séjour vivant comme ceci pour toujours Faites ainsi ce que vous...
Posted by acerbus serafim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Et Meus Amans

(The grammar may be off, I'm not fluent.) Meus Amans,Quid facere tu credere ego malis?Quid facere tu credere tu bonus?Quid facere tu cogitare ego non longus amor tu?Tu non obscurus, ego non lux.T...
Posted by acerbus serafim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Living sex doll

Eyes that do not see Ears that dont hear Lips that dont speak A heart that does not feel A cut that does not bleed What is left of your humanity When humanity has left Im not a person Im just...
Posted by acerbus serafim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Pain of Love, The Joys of Sex

Sex, sex, rock and roll,Tie me up and take control,Show me that you love me,Show me that I'm yours,I'll be your little bitch,If you'll be my little whore...Let me be your dom,And I'll stay your little...
Posted by acerbus serafim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The ringing in my ears...

I hear the words I once said The secrets I once whispered The silence of my lost grave Are all that keep me here I am not who I once was I am not who I wanted to be But I have been forgotten So it doe...
Posted by acerbus serafim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Ethical Slut

I was at Barnes and Nobles earlier today and as I passed by the sex section a book title caught my eye. "The Ethical Slut". This title interested me, so I peaked into the pages and read a bit. One thi...
Posted by acerbus serafim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This little angel of yours...

I never said I was an angel, loveI said I was evil, evil, evilI told you I'd hurt you, loveWith pain and guilt and blood,I said I'd tear you apart, my loveAnd whats left is ripped to shredsI said I'd ...
Posted by acerbus serafim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poor Little Jesse...

Poor Little JesseWeaving his poor little liesI've seen past his little disguiseHe won't lie to me againI won't believe youI was just your fuck toyAnd you made me feel guiltyNo wonder you've had so m...
Posted by acerbus serafim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST