ROLLER DERBY BITCHES!!! ToRD FORLYFE...n stuff. i like to read, and write music and poetry..i like to have intelligent conversations and lots of sex. i like to cook, in fact im really good at cooking and that helps...i like to go for walks on queen street with no destination...i like toronto..i like to sing...anywhere..in the shower, on the bus, at work...who cares...i like to go out dancing, and i like to smoke weed...i LOVE to smoke weed...lol...I am definatley interested in getting to know Scott Weiland on a personal level..
DANE COOK MAFUKER...John Lennon, Angus Young,Scott Weiland, Justin Hawkins, Bob Ezrin, Conan O'Brien, David Bowie, Axl Rose, Maynard, Johnny Depp, Tie Domi, Jeroma Inginla, Don Cherry, Hunter S Thompson, slash, the man who invented cocaine, Tommy Chong,Jack Black, Marilyn Manson,Bruce Lee..OH and Duff man...i could go on forever dood...**edit: i can now cross Scott Weiland, Duff and SLash off my list of people to meet:)i met the sexiest man alive (aside form scott weiland). Yes thats right, i sipped sangria with the one and only Mr Blonde. Oh how i wish we had sex. But we didnt. Maybe next time.
Die Mannequin,The Beatles,Tool,NIN,AC/DC,The Beatles, GNR, Stone Temple Pilots,Velvet Revolver,Perfect Circle, Billy Idol, Iggy Pop,The Beatles, The Darkness, Robin Black and The IRS, Bloody Mannequins, David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Social Justice, Cher...yes thats right i said CHER!...Tenacious D,The Beatles, Marilyn Manson, Judas Priest, Cheerleader, Ky Anto,MSI, Smashing Pumpkins, Incubus, Danzig (mother fucker), Bif Naked, The Rolling Stones, Placebo, Zwan,The Beatles, Audio Slave, K's choice, Guttermouth, Tatu, Janes Addiction...i COULD go on forever but im lazy.OH and this guy Sean Ward? He aint nuthin to fuck wit'...so go see him.
Rocky Horror Picture Show,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pirates of the Carribean, Edward Scissorhands, Blow, The Labyrinth, Orgazmo, Coming to America, i cant think of anymore, hold on...Reservoir Dogs, Silence of the Lambs, Nightmare Before Xmas.
that 70's show, trailer park boys, hockey night in canada, the simpsons, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, space ghost...Anything that starts with C.S.I., law and order, and i absolutley cant get enough of the history channel and A&E...i like to watch documentries on serial killers and war...
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Pet cemetary, the green mile, cunt, the stinky cheese man and other fairly stupid tales, stupid white men, dude wheres my country?, i could go on...i like to read n shit...
Krista, the toughest, Strongest,most bad ass chick i know...im proud of you pretty lady.Betty Paige, Marilyn Monroe, Dita Von Teese, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Scott Weiland..THIS MAN SHOULD BE A HERO TO ANYONE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOURI LOVE DANE COOK.