a mans guide to romance... |
The scoring system:
1) SIMPLE DUTIES-
You go out to buy her flowers: +5
But return with beer: -5
You check...
Posted by eeezzzeeee on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:52:00 PST |
have you ever wondered |
Why is it called *Rush Hour* when you car barely moves?
If Superman is so clever, why is his underwear on the outside?
If a 7-11 store is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on...
Posted by eeezzzeeee on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:59:00 PST |
job application |
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash ...
Posted by eeezzzeeee on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:14:00 PST |
blond medical dictionary |
Artery--study of paintings.
Bacteria--back door to a cafeteria
Barium--what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel--Letter, like a e i o u
Caesarian Section--District in Rome
Cat Scan--search for a kit...
Posted by eeezzzeeee on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:46:00 PST |
the 747 has everything |
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the men's room. Each time he tried the door it was occupied. The stewardess was aware of this predicament, and suggested the use of the ladie...
Posted by eeezzzeeee on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:42:00 PST |
the midnight handicap |
The seventh race at Bedroom Downs...
Horse
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Posted by eeezzzeeee on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:34:00 PST |
the poopie list |
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind ...
Posted by eeezzzeeee on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:15:00 PST |
father murphy |
Father Murphy was a Priest in a very poor parish. He asked for suggestions as to how he could raise money for his Church, and was told that the horse owners had money. He went to a horse a...
Posted by eeezzzeeee on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:03:00 PST |
10 thoughts to ponder for 2008 |
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions:
Hungry and H...
Posted by eeezzzeeee on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:34:00 PST |
the "747" has everything |
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the men’s room. Each time he tried the door it was occupied. The stewardess was aware of this predicament, and suggested the use of the...
Posted by eeezzzeeee on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:55:00 PST |
