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Christopher

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About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Thomas Jefferson. George Will. Dave Barry. Homer Simpson. Jessica Simpson. Anyone who buys me coffee. A blind supermodel. Norman Maclean. Shakespeare. Kenneth Branaugh. Someone who can actually train cats. Ted Williams. Tricia Helfer. Dennis Hopper. Mike in the Morning from KAPS in Mount Vernon. Tony Soprano. Bobby Hurley. Elizabeth Hurley. The dude who invented DIRECTV. My maker, eventually. Ted Nugent. Willie Mays.

My Blog

New Financial Terms

Now that your 401 K is a 201 K, you should become familiar with these terms...CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer.CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer.BULL MARKET- A random market movement causing an investor t...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:26:00 GMT

The Dog ate the weapon...

Man rubbed with spices, other beaten with sausage A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:22:00 GMT

Hmmm..

Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms THE ASSOCIATED PRESS DALLAS -- A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:22:00 GMT

RIP Fred Dog. We miss you already. Thanks to Brad for doing this.

http://fredweston.org/
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 19:37:00 GMT

With these knuckleheads running, the deficit will never go away...

A Campaign In Need of A Perot By Alice M. Rivlin and Michael O'HanlonSunday, May 25, 2008; B07 We hear that Ralph Nader is running again, but the third-party candidate we need is Ross Perot. In 1992,...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 20:57:00 GMT

Important Question for Pres. Candidates

From Fortune Magazine. TWICE I HAVE ASKED Alan Greenspan what he considers the greatest threat to the U.S. economy, and both times he has answered immediately with a single word: Medicare. He isn&rsqu...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:38:00 GMT

Good Friends

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.1. When you ar...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:22:00 GMT

Quote of the day...

"In high school, I learned dead people can't vote. In Mississippi, it's time to make that a reality." Jeffrey Rupp, candidate for Mississippi Secretary of State.
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:57:00 GMT

Fun Food Facts!

Did you know the cereal Fruity Pebbles is an "excellent source of dietary fiber"? Who knew!
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 23:11:00 GMT

My Hole

my hole is strong. it draws; it repels me. it drain's my intellect yet i still desire it. it is misunderstood by my circle and my kindred people see it, but not like me. different angles-different res...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 21:15:00 GMT