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Robyn

when there's no time for joking, there's a hole in the plan.

About Me

I listen to Tchaikovsky when I'm stressed out. Candlelight makes me the happiest. I much prefer sitting by a lake at a park, to hanging out at a mall or "partying". A perfect sunset can (and usually will) reduce me to tears, but I'm not "one of those broads".I'm starting to sound like a hippie so I'll shut up. I have an uncanny knack of saying the wrong things at the wrong times, and not even realizing it untill someone's pissed off at me. I'm also dangerously observant, so if you think you're hiding something from me... you're very wrong. My lifelong goal is to have someone write a song about me. I wish that rich people didn't think they could treat people like shit just because they're rich. Money doesn't buy you class or manners. I also STILL think that Extreme's "more than words" is the greatest song ever written. MY LIKES : my son, nutty bars, autumn,supras (fuck you clinton), Julie Andrews, heidi, giving(but not receiving), the smell of gasoline,white water rafting, Garth Brooks, pina coladas at chi-chis, objects that are flame retardant, watching stars, playing hide n seek in the dark, kitties, assholes,cunts,micro machines,drag queens, and naps. MY DISLIKES: Moronic fucking drunk bitches who walk DIRECTLY through a breakdancer circle. my dvd player being broken, my son sticking his finger in my ear while I'm trying to do this, people who are "anti-corporation", winter, summer,people who deny pot is a drug JOSH!, pencils,flat paint,airplanes,cheaters,liars,my mother,rappers,thugs,mosquitos,california,pap smears,mustard pretzels,and happy hardcore.I also firmly believe that God will severely punish anyone who doesn't like pink floyd.the end......... .. width="425" height="350" .. FOR SOME REASON HALFWAY THROUGH HE DECIDES TO DO THE ROBOT... OH MY SPAWN...HOW I LOVE THEE.

My Interests

I once saw a human pyramid. It was completely unnecessary ....... my interests include, but are not limited to sleeping, eating, pooping, playing with my son, then eating and pooping... sometimes I like to play darts or pool. Did you know that billiards and pool are 2 different things? Billiards tables don't have pockets.. Or have less pockets or some shit like that. I learned that by watching a t.v. movie with James Avery. I didn't actually watch it WITH him, he was in it... For those of you who don't know who he is, he's uncle phil from the fresh prince of bel-air.. wait, maybe he wasnt the one in the movie. But I AM certain it was a fat black man. ok bye

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Space figure aka Astrogirl TM & C by Soul Slinger & Rey for Liquid Sky design.I like drum and bass, jungle , drum and bass, jungle, did i mention DNB?, LTJ Bukem... and if you don't know, you better ask somebody! I'm really into brazilian DNB courtesy of the genius of Carlos Soul Slinger, http://www.music.com/person/dj_soul_slinger/1/ , Marky, Zuco 103 (has a new album out "Whaa!" go buy it!) *that picture is not the cover of their new cd. dont be confused. this one just happens to be in my opinion their best one.* You should also check out Bebel Gilberto, Rosalia De Souza, Fernada Porto etc. Pendulum also rocks my world. Aphrodite, High Contrast,Dom and Roland, POTD, TC, navigator (sometimes), MC Conrad, Stamina MC,shy fx, heartless crew, mampi swift,London Elektricity, dj friction,dj marky ....... I also like some country, SUBLIME, PINK FLOYD, some pop.... why does my friend Jenny hate when I refer to carbonated beverages as "soda"? isn't "pop" a sound effect? Well, in any case it makes me burp...

Movies:

Shawshank redemtion, half baked, joe dirt, evita, city slickers. These are all movies... shall I go on?

Television:

anything comedy... I LOVE stand up comedy.... Dave Atell is my new favorite show. I realize the show isnt new but it is to me since I never watched it before. I also enjoy improv. Such as who's line is it anyway.. great show!!! I hope my mom is done making that stew... im hungry

Books:

How to know God: deepak chopra, The templar legacy, the second messiah,the jesus papers, Rosslyn chapel, The notebooks of leonardo Da Vinci, michelangelo's notebook (not the same concept of da vinci's), The jesus dynasty. I like anything that is about art, war, religion and how they all tie together. Anything written by Sylvia Browne is genius.. I want to marry her. (to all those who might be confused, im not really a lesbian, but i suppose i could be by association. I have tons of gay friends) This one time, many years ago I worked at super kmart in the shoe department. 2 of my friends also applied for the job later in the year. On their applications they tried to abreviate the word "associate" to put in the "position desired" box.... they didnt put assoc.. they put "ass." so they immediatly got hired as "shoe asses"

Heroes:

uh oh.. this is a dangerous box for me to fill out... where do I start??? My first hero would have to be.... uh... shit.. i guess it would be Albert Schwietzer. If i could meet him I would say "wheres my money bitch???" the next one would be, .. shit i got nothin...

My Blog

MY GENERAL MANAGER?

hmmm ok... so.... From the minute my new general manager started (january) him and i have been real cool. no big deal. we just clicked. buddies. well, from the get go, people have been whispering abou...
Posted by Chastity Klitgaard on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:02:00 PST

a strange and angering story....

Let's start off with a couple days ago....first, i work the front desk of a hotel. first shift. 6am-2pm...night audit works 11-7. we overlap an hour. a couple mornings ago i had a guest call down very...
Posted by Chastity Klitgaard on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:28:00 PST

You have GOT to be kidding me....

I was laying in bed tonight trying to sleep when I randomly thought of this dude I dated named Dan. I dated him years ago during his band days... then found him again 2 SUMMERS AGO and we dated agai...
Posted by Chastity Klitgaard on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:39:00 PST

why I'm single

I've been doing a lot of thinking as to why i'm perpetually single. This is what I've come up with. It takes a STRONG man to be with me. He has to know when to shut his fucking mouth and not provoke m...
Posted by Chastity Klitgaard on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:24:00 PST

homosexuality.

I just watched this lifetime movie about this kid who was transgender. (cross dresser) he was murdered extremely brutally for it. There was this scene at the funeral where there was protestors throwin...
Posted by Chastity Klitgaard on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 08:19:00 PST

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

Ok I've held my tongue long enough..... It's go time.....Why do I feel like I'm the only one who thinks this whole "give us rights" thing is fucking ridiculous??? I was watching a certain "news" stati...
Posted by Chastity Klitgaard on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:43:00 PST

now, to the people i love...

Nichole....... I love you for many reasons. Especially Jeff. That was something that was a NASTY situation and you loved me enough to forgive me. for that I love you more than you could know. (even th...
Posted by Chastity Klitgaard on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:26:00 PST

no seriously.. fuck this shit.

I'm tired of being the bad guy. I'm tired of everyone else being allowed to be open with their opinions and feelings, but not me. Why is that fair? If i defend myself, I become the "bitch who starts f...
Posted by Chastity Klitgaard on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 08:12:00 PST

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT???

Oh Suzy.. I thought about you during this..... So it's a beautifull day today and I decide to sack up and take Drew on the season's first playground trip. I'm not one of those mom's who sit on the ben...
Posted by Chastity Klitgaard on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 11:30:00 PST

I don't get it.....

O.k. so my phone rings at 3 a.m.  I pick it up and it's some black dude asking for some name I couldn't decifer. You would think after hearing a white girls voice... they'd get the feeling they h...
Posted by Chastity Klitgaard on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:06:00 PST