About Me
This will be the best thing you read all year or the worst depending who you are, I love pissin' certain types of people off. So if your emo or gay, leave now! Cos I fuckin hate you all haha. If you are gay, I hate you, If you are emo, I hate you, if you are both merged into one pray that we don't bump into each other :) its nothin personal, well it is, but i just can't take it when you get all 'depressed' because your starved of attention, drink a lucozade n lighten up you miserable cunts.I think the 80's is working itself back into fashion somehow, especially in wigan...everywhere you look theres idiots with big hair n bright clothes! Grr..
Anyhow :)...yeah, im not as bad as that all sounds, i'm actually a very nice person if your not gay, or emo, theres a fat chance we'll get on. I love football, and im good, played for United, Everton, Bolton and Preston North End before I died on the pitch n stuff..so I joined my college team, got into Lancashire, and had trials for england, so Im pretty proud :)
There are so many people that I couldnt live without, my family are at the top of that list, they're amazin and have been there with me through everythin!
My mates aswell, your all top, can't beat our summer piss ups!! :D hahaha! same again this year people?! N i cant forget all my new college mates, you all make college almost worth going too lmao!!
Not to forget my gorgeous bird! :D LINSLATS! Shes amazinnnnnnnnnn much better than any other birds iv had. She makes me laugh so much lol!! your lamp....BFFT! :| LOL!! Oh and shes such a lightweight, she gets pissed off like one budweiser...:D lmao! LY babe x haha her best m8 MINDA! is the best shooter in the world, I dont even think my rabbit could do better! Well done minda! :) See you are appreciated :D:D
I also love music, i love it.
No band beats Oasis, disaggree?? Let me know and il bum rape you in an argument.
I found God andddd JESUS on stage in Sheffield on the 6th Feb 2006, they go by the name of Liam & Noel Gallagher. "Proper Fuckin Mad Fer It!!!!" I went watchin pigeon detectives too, there amazin, I need to start drivin so i can get 2 and from gigs, cos I need 2 go watchin more live music!!
My favorite swear word is 'C*nt' hahaha I just think it's hilarious. But you have 2 say it right, il demonstrate how to say it proper if you want, you have 2 ask me, then you can phone me and I will =]
My recent 'About me's have been pretty abusive and this is no exception :) haha! But its not my fault that I hate a lot of people, I can generally get on with anybody, but I cant stand depressed people. Its there own fault they got that way, and there too fkin lazy to get out of it, we all deal with the same old shite, bar a couple of exceptions, but I tend to believe i went thru a lot of shit wen i was in hozzi n stuffs, n i was never depressed so suck me bollocks :)
WWE is still cool. end of.
Man United are the best team in the world, and Im NOT a glory fan, [LIN!!!] I supported em all my life, unlike 90% of you wigan fans who didn't even know we had a fkin football team until they got in the prem!! (Apologies to the other 10%) =] Im not an aggressive person, unless i'm playin football and i'm losing, then I can be pretty aggressive, I'l do pretty much anything to win. Im pretty unique in the sense that I've died three times on the football pitch! haha bet not many of u can say tht :P But obviously they brought me back :)bet your all glad too aint ya. Ive got tonnes of stories 2 tell about tht, weird ones too :|.. but if u wanna know about em ask me, cos theres 2 many 2 put on thissss.
All my mates are legends, you know who you are, im not gonna start naming you all because this is long enough anyway, and plus if I didnt like you, you would already know about it :D
love you MORE, yeah you know who you are =]