mister mister - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i'm awesome, that's all you need to know. if you're not an asshole i'll get along with you pretty good.

check out my african adventure

ok i lied... this is my breakdancing shit from like 00-01

My Interests

i drink a lot.

sometimes the Army takes precendence over my daily living (it's not my fa ult i was just brainwashed that way). i give EVERYONE the finger (would you expect less? i'm from New Jersey, we practically invented the finger).

I'd like to meet:

Someone that would put up a good fight... or not.

if you think you can win... let's do it...

Music:

normally i'd list an absurd amount of bands but since that sucks i'll just poing out that if it's got a beat, i'll listen to it... mainly dominated by punk and hardcore i'm not really into rap... only old school rap and hip-hop... huge classical piano and violin fan... and i like techno and country too... acid jazz is sick... normal jazz is sick... wow i'm fucked up

Movies:

Top Gun... all time favorite... ever... American History X, The Never Ending Story, ed scissorhands, donnie darko, requiem for a dream (i like it but i still think it's a FUCKED up movie), anything tarantino for my fill of comical and pointless violence, the american pie trilogy... i'm not going to list an absurd amount of movies either

Television:

The Family Guy , 24 ..

Books:

Anything published on "The Best Page in The Universe"

Google it

Heroes:

Maddox.... he will own anyone... at any time

My Blog

i'm really not an alcoholic... that bulletin was...

just a warning/eye opener for other people. i don't personally have the disease of alcoholism but i know people who do and it hurts to see them continuing down that path. i don't care if you drin...
Posted by mister mister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate most anti-war protestors...

i thought about princeton and how many anti-war protestors they have and i just thought if any of those tree huggers ever put a flower in the barrel of my weapon they're getting the flower back couple...
Posted by mister mister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

flipped my flippin car the other day!

so on the 30th i flipped my car... 730 in the morning on the way to fort dix... busted the little civic fucker up... it was bad, i hit a patch of black ice lost control and slammed into a snow bank fl...
Posted by mister mister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i like to use ... a lot

i just kinda noticed it but i like to use the elipse (...) a lot. probably to excess but i think it's a cool way to end a thought... well i've got about 83 days left until i make it back to NJ and i'...
Posted by mister mister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

slavery is awesome (i'm a slave of the govt)

since i've been awake since 3 am and it's now 1:30 i have come to realize that being a slave kicks ass. sure, i have to work long hours for little pay but at least i get 3 square meals, a little bit o...
Posted by mister mister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2 bombs went off...

yeah so here i am in the sinai, pulling a guard shift when suddenly over the net..."all towers, all towers gear up we're moving to security level red." i don't know anything yet i just get all my...
Posted by mister mister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i leave soon

i'm leaving for the fucKIng african continent on friday morning wayyyyyyy to fucking earLy in the morning. that wiLl maKe me angry. I'LL post my address on here if you guys want it. if not fucK yourse...
Posted by mister mister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fxcking going to KILL someone

woKe up pIssed the fuck off today so you'LL have to KIck back and Listen for a Little. fucKIng hungover as aLL hell from d. blacK's kegger In deLaware Last night. come to thinK of It, this weekend fuc...
Posted by mister mister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST