The End of an Era |
[First of all, I apologize for the rambling, unconnected nature of the following piece, and I also apologize for the whining. It was written while I was hammered at the Spring Inn, but I thought it w...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jul 2009 11:56:00 GMT |
Adventures in the Sex Shop |
Recently, Fitz tricked me into entering a karaoke contest. Well, tricked is the wrong word, I suppose. To be fair, Fitz just neglected to mention that I had to keep coming back every Friday until ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:39:00 GMT |
Where My Work Can Be Found |
I just thought I'd put this out there, just in case anyone is interested. This isn't a complete list (as I've been published about 300 times), but these stories are the best of the bunch. You probab...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:13:00 GMT |
The Most Frightening Creature in the World |
This morning, as opened the door to head out to my garage, I saw a squirrel standing on my porch, and as soon as it saw me, its beady dark eyes stared up at me. Its paws folded over each other, which...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 07:18:00 GMT |
TABARD INN R.I.P. 2005-2008 |
It is with great regret that I must announce the death of TABARD INN: TALES OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE. After a long road with very little financial gain, it died quietly in its sleep on the 31...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 11:58:00 GMT |
THE FUTURE OF TABARD INN: TALES OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE |
Well, I have some good news and some bad news. First, I'm proud to announce that over the weekend, I PAID OFF THE LAST OF MY ISSUE THREE DEBT! I mailed the check on Friday, so now I owe no...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:55:00 GMT |
I AM THE FUCKING LORD OF THE FLIES |
It all started Saturday morning. According to my clock it was 9:30, and I should have been in a deep slumber. But no, I was awake and sitting on the toilet, waiting for the inevitable whis...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:04:00 GMT |
Interesting Conversations |
Last night I was talking with a friend about one of the most important benefits of getting drunk: having interesting conversations with fellow drunkards in various rundown bars. We were ta...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:38:00 GMT |
The Rumors of My Death Have Only Been Slightly Exaggerated |
"My body is a roadmap of pain." Jeffrey Combs said that in THE FRIGHTENERS, and now I understand how he feels. I have just returned from Vegas, and just about every part of my body aches.&...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:44:00 GMT |
A STRANGE AND SAVAGE JOURNEY INTO THE HEART OF WISCONSIN |
It has been a while since I've gone camping in Wisconsin. In fact, I think I was a child the last time I did this. As an adult, I've noticed a few interesting things while on the road, and...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:08:00 GMT |
