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jack

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About Me

fucking asshole, douche-bag, dick mouth.

My Interests

making weird music, sleeping, writing, print-making, meeting the ladies, pabst blue, old mil, millwaukee's beast, puting my dick in places it shouldn't be, and pretty much guitar hero. yeah, i know. loser.

I'd like to meet:

fucking dick mouthed, asshole, douche-bags.

Music:

therapused, arab on radar, men's recovery project, true north, devo, big black, shellac, portishead, infest, wrangler brutes, crossed out, brutal truth, the k shipley, harrison fjord, vaz, yanni and geraldo, geraldo and yanni, made in mexico, the swanky lads, beard, just hotdogs!!!, man is the business, suspicious ham, 2nd year boner, big bastard, pused, the shit-rippers, robot boner, hand jobs are for losers, papaled, poped!, cherry poppin' daddies, 48 it ain't 50, hot office, heavy duty owl, YOU DICK!, livingston brewster, cooze miller, the proverbial shit, automatic piece of shit, old thief, das hat, so pastel, she's real easy...but she don't pay the bills, casual limo, saved by hellen keller, rip hump, turn the wheel dianne!, like pinocchio, the hamburglar of dick city, some other mans anus, honorable teets, mustaches tomorrow!, dark zoo, penis shaped medicinal applicator, man said no, titay citay, scooter douche, lady wiener,

Movies:

fletch, they live, return of the living dead, requiem for a dream, bottle rocket, punch drunk love, glen garry glen ross, adaptation, woody allen flicks, shaun of the dead, night of the living dead, confessions of a dangerous mind, happiness, hot fuzz, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, and of course "my ass" the movie.

Television:

curb your enthusiasm, gh, six feet undies, lost, mr. show, arrested development, spaced, venture brothers, tim and eric awesome show great job, black books,

Books:

shop girl, the pleasure of my company, cruel shoes, without feathers, side effects, pure drivel, mad libs, and choose you own adventure books

Heroes:

guitar hero