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Altaria of the Undead

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About Me

I am a proud Buccaneer American with a penchant for morbid facts, dark humor and crazy socks. I am currently working fiercely at making things look pretty, it's harder than it looks. If you are incredibly bored you can take a look at my portfolio and my DeviantArt to see how I achieve such things. I am also working on commanding my very own army of the undead. Zombies are fierce fighters.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Interesting and intelligent people with a penchant for the strange and unusual. Ghost hunters, graphic artists, urban explorers, body snatchers, the Elder Gods, etc etc...

My Blog

Forgotten Realms

I think one of the things I enjoy so much about Urban Exploration is trying to figure out the stories behind everything. I'm sure that whatever my brain comes up with is far more interesting than the...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:25:00 GMT

Relay For Life

This year I am participating in the American Cancer Society's Relay For Life event on June 6th. Relay For Life is an overnight event to help bring awareness and funds to the quest to cure cancer once ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 16:29:00 GMT

Always the same crowd

So after going to the Gwar/Cradle of Filth show last night (which was totally awesome for those who care) I was sruck by the similarities between the shows we used to go to in Denver all the time and ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:54:00 GMT

Puppy!

So the other day Eve's friend found a puppy lying in the middle of Lamar, so weak that he couldn't move and was really skinny from not having any food for quite some time. He was super dehydrated, so...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 17:22:00 GMT

A night of B&E & acrobatics!

I just had to break into my house. Yippee! We went to take the puppy outside & Shane realized JUST after the door closed that the lower lock was still locked so we tried to get the kitchen window to...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:35:00 GMT

YAY!!

Well, I had my incredibly long interview with Convio yesterday for 2 different positions. One being the Interactive Specialist and the second being the Web Producer. They are fairly similar position...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:37:00 GMT

Reflections of a Stranger

Reflections of a StrangerShe stares blankly into the mirrorThe lines on her face seemingly forming before her eyes.She wonders when she grew so oldWhen it seemed like only yesterday that she was young...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 21:26:00 GMT

Hell is a jar of peanut butter!

I think that everyone needs to watch this video to see how wrong we've all been over the whole creationism/evolution thing. This "fairy tale" of evolution has gone on long enough I say! Why, the ans...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:11:00 GMT

Tagged Once again...

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, choose five people to be tagged, list their names and a link to their page...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 19:33:00 GMT

God's Instrument

He woke to the familiar bleating of his alarm clock, trying to shake the cobwebs of sleep. He always woke up feeling empty, despite the nightly prayers. he prayed every night, that's what makes a go...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 22:15:00 GMT