-;- The name's Lisa.
-;- I'm 20 years old [April 13, 1987], but most people tell me I look 15, 16, or 17. My maturity level depends on who I'm with and the situation we're in.
-;- I'm single, like fucking always. I'm a douchebag magnet who just wants to meet a nice guy for once!
-;- The greatest feeling in the world is the first pee you take when you've been drinking. Sidenote: When I'm drinking, I smile every time I pee...in case you were wondering.
-;- I hate scary movies, but I watch them - with my hands covering my eyes while peeking through my spread fingers.
-;- I'm not strong and I don't pretend to me. You can probably kick my ass physically, but I'll fffffuuuuuck you up with words.
-;- I have a VERY BAD temper. Not a lot of people believe that. I'm guessing because of my size and because I'm always cracking jokes. It's actually quite scary, though, and I've been told very intimidating. So go ahead and piss me off. :)
-;- I'm excellent at arguing. My mom keeps telling me to be a lawyer. I can twist words around a lot and make you believe just about anything I say. hah. It's a gift, really.
-;- I work at a daycare that takes advantage of me, rips me off with little hours, and pays me next to nothing. At least I have kids to play with.
-;- My parents are both foreign, making me 100% Italian.
-;- I have an older brother who isn't as overprotective as I would like him to be.
-;- I have two younger sisters that I get along very well with.
-;- I am currently double majoring in Psychology and Sociology and minor in English. However, I have recently been thinking about double majoring in English and Creative Writing and minoring in Humanities or majoring in English and minoring in Creative Writing .
-;- That being said, I'm a very indecisive person.
-;- I don't like people paying for me, so I don't mind paying for some dates. Basically, I'm easy to please and a cheap date to have.
-;- I want to write a book by the time I'm 30. Publishing it is another story, though.
-;- I'm very smart and even more sarcastic.
-;- I love tattoos and piercings [pictures in my album]. I hate when people get their tattoos removed.
-;- Distancing yourself from me isn't going to push me away. It's going to aggravate and frustrate me and will only make me want to annoy you - which I will because I don't like when people don't give explanations.
-;- I'm ticklish in every spot imaginable. I recommend NOT tickling my feet because I will kick and scream. Believe me, I'll probably end up kicking you in the face and I won't regret it either.
-;- I hate feet and the feeling of my feet touching the floor, so I always have my shoes on.
-;- I have a male nipple fetish that started freshman year of high school.
-;- I'm a picky eater and I don't eat a lot of meat.
-;- I listen to rock, metal, hardcore, and screamo music.
-;- I want to be a rock star. I play the flute and the motherfucking bass.
-;- I'm addicted to Monster.
-;- I hate AOL slang and improper English.
-;- I'm scared of Frank from Donnie Darko, but I don't know why.
-;- I like big trucks and jeeps, but I also like small, expensive, fast, loud sports car. My dream car is a Hummer [H2, exactly].
-;- I daydream a lot which is probably why I'm up at all hours of the night.
-;- I over analyze everything and over think simple situations and cause myself to get paranoid.
-;- I really do hope that you aren't against homosexuality and/or same-sex marriage because I have quite a few gay friends [male and female].
-;- I'm the goddess of revenge and pranks, however, I am self-proclaimed.
-;- I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt because I'm low-maintance, though I will throw on a skirt for no reason.
-;- I like buying presents for other people, but don't like recieving any.
-;-I'm a very humorous person, but if you piss me off, my mood does a 180.
-;- I don't watch TV, I don't watch the news, and I don't read the newspaper, so I have no clue as to what's going on in the world.
-;- People tell me a lot of the time that when they first met me, they thought I was a bitch, but after getting to know me, they know I'm far from that.
-;- I would like my life to stay drama free, please. So far, so good so let's keep it that way. kthanks.
-;- AOL Instant Messenger: Lisas So Silly.
-;-Yahoo! ipinchnipples.
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