Final Countdown of Greatness... |
Europe wrote that song called "Final Countdown." It was pretty lame, but it has that keyboard part that always gets stuck in my head. It's really epic sounding in a really gay sort of way....
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:39:00 GMT |
Jesus and Erika... |
Everyone looks up to someone. Take Jesus, for example. He totally looks up to Erika. Jesus totally understands how awesome the power and salvation of Erika is. Good for you, Je...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:20:00 GMT |
Money gets you EVERYWHERE!!! |
I totally paid Aaron to propose to PPS. That'll get her out of my hair. A little bribery goes a VERY long way. A shout out to my man, Aaron!!!
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:17:00 GMT |
In and out of jail |
I've had a hard time lately. Especially legally. Apparently, some of my activities are considered "illegal" and "offensive." Apparently, people feel the need to "prosecute" to the most "severe limi...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:18:00 GMT |
Fan club update. |
I love Erika. I am heartbroken, but not surprised to learn that I am the only one with this obsession. Recently, it has been brought to my attention that Mark Arm has a "crush" on Erika. That doesn...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 00:50:00 GMT |
Words that should rhyme with Erika... |
Awesome
Perfect
Kick ass
Radical
Super
Hero
Beautiful
Champion
Better than everyone else
Berika
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 16:35:00 GMT |
Just got out of the asylum... |
Two days ago, I was traveling down Powell when I saw Erika. As discretely as I could, I slammed on my brakes and pulled a U-ey. Unfortunately, there was a cop car approaching in the opposi...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:03:00 GMT |
MEOW for now... |
I taught my cat how to say "Erika."
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:49:00 GMT |
Dodo Perkins to the rescue |
Dodo Perkins' real name was Rondo, but he preferred to be called by the handle coined by the neighborhood kids. He was a retarded guy who lived at the end of my block when I was a kid. He was well int...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:23:00 GMT |
Dodo Perkins |
Is a good name. I explained why, but it got erased. Maybe I'll explain it again later.
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 15:29:00 GMT |
