Kristin

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The beautiful beaches of So-Cal beckon me; one day I shall end up there and live in tranquility. I absolutely love food. I'm obsessed with cooking it, reading about it, and most importantly, eating it! I watch the Food Network incessantly, it makes me happy. I want to be Rachel Ray, the blond version, when I grow up. I would chose Santoku knives and Calphalon cookware over jewelry any day. I love to read. My family is the most important thing in my life and I hate that they moved to Utah last summer and left me here to fend for myself in Whore Capitol, USA. I communicate in unconventional ways, I take great joy in creating unique words and phrases. I judge those who are incappable of speaking (and/or writing) the English language correctly. I love piano music, it soothes my soul. Pilates is love. I love to work out, but I hate Gold's gym. My friends are the greatest, their majesty is out of this world. I've been advised against eating chicken after midnight, as there is a slight chance that I could turn into a gremlin. I make innapropriate faces that are unnaceptable to society. I am unexplainably drawn to ghetto nasty booty music and I enjoy shaking my bumbum to it. One of my favorite things is when old, ugly, bengay loving, towncar driving old people feel that it is a good idea to pull in front of me in the fast lane and proceed to do a brisk 30 MPH while intermittently tapping their brakes for "safety". Can you feel the sarcasm people? Seriously, die. I have a slight case of road rage, I will admit. Its best, for your safety and mine, to always assume that I want to be in your lane.Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™