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Kyosti

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About Me

I couldn't have said it better my self!!!
Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know
I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on the table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the world's biggest asshole)
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole
And it turns out it was him
What an asshole!
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)
A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!
*dog barking noises*
I'm an asshole and proud of it!

My Interests


Greed: High
Gluttony: Very High
Wrath: Very High
Sloth: High
Envy: Low
Lust: High
Pride: High
Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

FIRE, Motorcycles, Music, Poetry, Art, Video Games, Pool, Darts, Bartending and Drinking... and some other stuff!

I'd like to meet:

On the Normal Side: Old Friends, New Friends, Drinkers, Partyers, Musicians

On the Famous side: Dennis Leary, Angelina Jolie, Kevin Smith, Penn & Teller, Jessie James, Billy Lane, Mondo, Arlen Ness, David Gilmore, Flea and several others.

Music:


Movies:



Johnny Dangerously, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, The Matrix Trilogy, Snatch, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Boondock Saints, Sin City, Payback, Super Troopers, The Blade Trilogy, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Suicide Kings, The Usual Suspects, Being John Malkovich, Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Very Bad Things, Get Shorty and anything else that entertains me for at least an hour and a half!!!!

Television:


Rescue Me, 24, Monk, The Unit, Dead Zone, BULLSHIT, The 4400, Dexter, Psych, Any Law and Order, Forensic Files, Eureka, Mythbusters, Life

Books:

No time to read and even if I did, I probably wouldn't. Now it is not because I cannot read, but I have the attention span of a fly and it would take me forever to read a book! With that said I would suggest that you actually read Fight Club it is an awesome book by Chuck Palahnjuk. I read it after seeing the movie and the movie was great, but the book was out of hand!!

Heroes:

Denis Leary, Quentin Tarantino, Penn & Teller, Henry Rollins, Jimi Hendrix are all people I admire, but is anyone really a hero!?

My Blog

Ok, so now it is real...

I am a dad!? Wow, my little girl wanted out 6 weeks before she was due. It was a shock this morning, but thankfully all went well!!! So now the fun begins.... Some pictures of her are up, but more wil...
Posted by Kyosti on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:05:00 PST

My New Addiction...

It is fun as hell!!! EVERYONE SHOULD TRY IT!! ...
Posted by Kyosti on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:45:00 PST

Just sayin...

    A Message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend...
Posted by Kyosti on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:47:00 PST

So here it is... the wife is Pregnant!

The point in life where you have to grow up. The point in life where you can no longer be selfish. Am I ready for the responsibility of being a parent? I don't think anyone can really ever be ready, b...
Posted by Kyosti on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:21:00 PST

HUMBERT

I miss seeing a great band like HUMBERT!! ...
Posted by Kyosti on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:12:00 PST

This is by far the most annoying character on TV

Honestly I like David Caruso.... but this is the worst character I have ever seen!!! He amuses me because he is sooooooo Bad!!!!! ...
Posted by Kyosti on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:19:00 PST

The Squirrel God

Foamy is the squirrel god!!! Check it out:www.illwillpress.com ...
Posted by Kyosti on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:24:00 PST

My Youtube post

This is an SNL skit I posted on Youtube... I think it is truly Srumtralecent!! ...
Posted by Kyosti on Sun, 20 May 2007 09:48:00 PST

Check out this video: GOOD Magazine: Internet Porn Transparency

This is one creative video!!! GOOD Magazine: Internet Porn Transparency Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Kyosti on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:01:00 PST

Curious

Just wondering if anyone reads these blogs!!! I know I don't write any but I really dont think anyone reads them any way!!!!
Posted by Kyosti on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:20:00 PST