*Kwon BoA*chuck norris is the man (read this) - Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. - When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. - There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. - Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. - Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. - Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. - Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. - Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. - There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. - When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. - Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. - Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. - There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. - Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. - Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. - Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. - Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost - Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. - Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. - There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue - When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. - Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) - Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. - Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. - Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. - Chuck Norris can divide by zero. - The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. - Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography. - When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies. - Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. - Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
i reckon im my little niece's HERO! zhang sanfeng