About Me
Before she was known to her enemies as "The Bishop", little baby
Pummel grew up in Algiers, a small village just across the river from
the infamous Vieux Carre of New Orleans, Louisiana. Like so many of
her future teammates, Pummel attended parochial school, where she was
taught that Jesus doesn't love sinners. But, growing up so close to
the French Quarter was too seductive for the young, impressionable
Pummel to bare. She soon gave into temptation and sinned her way
through her adolescent years: drinking, stealing, dancing on bars,
yelling at bums and cab drivers, and pummeling anyone who got in her
way. Her parents did everything they could to deliver her from evil,
but all hope was lost when, at the tender age of 17, she burned her
school to the ground in a fit of rage against her catholic
upbringings. She was excommunicated from the Church, disowned from her
parents, and exiled to the godforsaken waste of a town called Baton
Rouge for seven long, arduous years.After her expulsion from the Garden of Eden, she spent her days
drinking heavily, dressing up like a tiger, and harnessing her "inner
pummel". She joined a band and played loud music in smoky bars,
flirted wildly and did everything a good sinner is supposed to do.
Eventually, she clawed her way out of purgatory in early 2007, when
she decided it was time to return home to the "city that care forgot."
There she found her true calling - Roller Derby: Hell on Wheels. And
in March of 2007, Pummel was ordained the first Archbishop of The Big
Easy Rollergirls.These days, Pummel focuses her negative energy towards her upbringing
in the rink. When interviewed, The Archbishop had this to say, "I am a
good Catholic. I bless all my victims before I pummel them to the ground.
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen. Now get outta my
way, sucka!"
