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mellygoround

About Me

I'm a warning (along with 'uncle', 'shellfish' and 'trifecta') in the instructions for the XV-430 Digital Camera’s VoiceTag™ feature. There's no reason for me to be here.

My Blog

First Dog on the Moon

funniest shit not alive: Another oldie that still cracks me up.
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:25:00 GMT

FUTURE OF THE LEFT: Love them or dont speak to me about music.

I wrote something about a band I adore. A man called Andrew Falkous -- who happens to be that band’s singer -- read what I wrote, and liked it, I’m told (despite its appalling inconsistenc...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:53:00 GMT

I wish I was in this ad


Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 22:21:00 GMT

He's a Lumberjack and he's okay

Most of the time, I refuse to write anything (that shithouse EODM 'review' below being testament to why). Nick kinda tricked me into writing this thing by saying "Do you want to interview Clutch?"Tric...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 15:12:00 GMT

EAGELS OF DEATH METAL live 'review'

This thing. Gonzo as all get-out. Apparently in the presence of hottness my brain falls into my pants. Shithouse effort, on my behalf. But Leon Struk’s photos are hott!
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:04:00 GMT

Beat my arse

HaHa. At last, I'm on the cover of my own magazine! Well, my arse is. Or half of it (on the left, under the Beat logo; which seems totally apt positioning, really...). Okay, it's more like my hand (le...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:05:00 GMT