"Subjective conscious mind is an analog of what is called the real world. It is built up with a vocabulary or lexical field whose terms are all metaphors or analogs of behavior in the physical world. Its reality is of the same order as mathematics. It allows us to shortcut behavioral processes and arrive at more adequate decisions. Like mathematics, it is an operator rather than a thing or repository. And it is intimately bound with volition and decision." -O.C.I.T.B.D.B.M

Coordinate brain & mouth, then ask me what it’s like to have myself so figured out... Wish I knew.

I'm pretty much too cool for you. I head bang to pop-punk in my car when no one is looking. My hair is way dope and my tattoos are more bad-ass than yours. My least favorite color is maroon. I smoke- a lot… don’t ask me to quit- I don’t love anyone that much- not even myself. Thursday is my favorite day of the week. I’m an actual masochist. I sometimes come off as being something of a hard ass though I’m probably the nicest person you’ll ever meet. I’m a social recluse… go figure. I’ve been a vegetarian for longer than you have I’m sure. I don’t really have a hobby. I’m scared of the dark. I can put my legs behind my head but don’t count on ever seeing it happen. People scare me. I have more awkward hang ups than one psychiatrist can record in a single session. I think inappropriate things are funny. Redundancy annoys me. I hide behind my bangs. I never say “I love you” unless I mean it… and once I do… I’m yours forever. Global warming scares the shit out of me. I wish I played hide-and-go-seek more often. I have a thing for checkers… the pattern, not the game… fuck the game… I’ve been double jumped one too many times.