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About Me

I'm amazing at board games. I'm terrible at golf. I'm extremely quick-witted. Ironically, I can't think of anything clever to put here.In my brain Kenny Rogers, Adam Levine and Justin Timberlake have all found the holy grail. If you know what that is, you can be my friend.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Timbaland.Don Rickles.Kenny Crumpton.

My Blog

SCRUBS is Back ... But Not Me

If you want to read my occasionally clever one liners, or, more frequently, about my man-crush on Paul F. Thompkins ... you can do so at:jasonflowers.tumblr.comTumblr is an awesome service that anyone...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT

Giiiigle.com

Possibly a sign that my MySpace blogging career is definitely over?Stuck inside as a ton of snow makes its way down to earth, I decided to reread a bunch of my old posts.  Here are the ones that ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:50:00 GMT

Thank You Mom & Dad ...

... for not excerpting a different set of letters.Months:J F M A M J J A S O N D
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:56:00 GMT

Michael Scotts DMSMPMC Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race ... For The Cure

Season 4 of The Office premiered tonight.  Needless to say, it was brilliant.  I watched it twice then went to bed.As you can tell by now, I wrote this before that last thing happened.So I'v...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:55:00 GMT

Ten of the Tops

I created the following list after a brief discussion of the topic with a co-worker.  And even though some of these shows have only known me for a short time, I'd like to think they've shaped my ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:00:00 GMT

David vs. Goliath

Throughout the history of the world ... in all the times a "David" found themselves with the unenviable task of facing a "Goliath" ... you have to believe that Goliath won the vast majority of those b...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 20:20:00 GMT

TI(RED) of TV

After my plans to go to Columbus were derailed, mostly because I forgot there was a football game this weekend, and also because I neglected to mention it to anyone, but actually mostly because I'm la...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 00:30:00 GMT

VERBiage

Is Google 100% comfortable with people's use of their brand name as a verb?For some reason, Tivo seems pretty p!ssed off about it ...Anyway, it makes me wonder why we don't go out for a "Nike" around ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 20:50:00 GMT

Break a Leg, Charles

I don't understand why Dane Cook and Jessica Alba keep going on all these d@^^n talk shows just to send their well wishes to NBC's newest TV program.It's like ... helloooo ... don't you have a movie t...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:00:00 GMT

FULL HOWSE

You know how the title for EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS is an obvious nod to EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND, right?  Highlighting the obvious, almost 180 degree, differences beween the shows ...Well, I'm waiti...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:15:00 GMT