Your mom.
"Yesterday...I put on these pants and it like.. took a year to put on!" -Laura
WTF?!
Tony: I'm as hungry as a beached whale!
Me: Beached whales aren't hungry...
They're dead
"THE LIME IN MY DRINK SCARED ME :|" -Me
Best Quote Ever:
O'Bannion: Hey Slater, you fuckin' hippie, give me drugs, man.
Slater: Go get some from your mother, man.
O'Bannion: We just bagged your mother.
Slater: Okay, fuck you dickhead.
Dazed and Confused, nig.
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