My name is Danielle and I am currently very busy being a full-time BadAss; I need to meet another BADASS who can understand the hardwork and dedication it takes to be a full-time badass. If you are not a dedicated badass please do not ask to be MYSPACE pals because I will say "NO"...and it will waste my time and your time; mine, of course, being more important. To prove my BADASS status, read the following.I like to:Fuck shit up. Put down your mom. Drink from a keg upside down. Break bottles over other bitches' heads. Eat pop-tarts without toasting them. Chew lightbulbs. Hang out with Chuck Norris.My resume could extend a few more pages, but you get the drift. And, finally, if you buy this you are obviously a dumbass....not a badass, which, of course, I am...24/7.
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