The origin of the Santa Cruz native |
Two really fucking stupid humans got lost while scratching their heads and somehow managed to survive drowning in the pacific ocean long enough to accidentally procreate and populate. Though the...
Posted by helpme on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:14:00 PST |
mouth full of broken tooths |
things to never say to your kidnapper:1. never align yourself too much with the listerene salesmen2. soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude3. your legs are lik...
Posted by helpme on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST |
there's a razor blade in my pee hole |
and none of you seem to care
Posted by helpme on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:52:00 PST |
fun fact |
did you know that i'm completely made of wood?do you have any idea what that means?!
Posted by helpme on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:29:00 PST |
nobody cares about me |
Ive managed to unshackle my chains with my upper-left horn. It takes forever to type with no fucking arms. Does nobody miss me? Have the search parties been called off already? ...
Posted by helpme on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:38:00 PST |
is anybody there?! |
its hard to breathe with a gun in my mouth. they're touching me. and laughing at me. and throwing feces at my horns. this is totally uncool brahs. please rescue my face from terror. i want to go...
Posted by helpme on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 05:30:00 PST |
